Reasons Americastan Is Better Than Australiastan!

[oldbadger]

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So I looked up some of their names:
Australian Greens - What are they....salad fix'ns?
Australian Motoring Enthusiasts Party - What a girlie name for fast car fans!

Now, consider the greatest of Americastanian parties...the Libertarian Party. We have a torch bearing babe with swords on her head!

she might have been topless, but.... nah.... not in Amercanistan!

 

[oldbadger]

I never noticed the swords, but you have a point.

...huh! .... you even needed the Frenchies to design and build it for you.

 

[oldbadger]

Yu Es Aye!

Yu Es Aye!

Yu Es Aye!

Yu Es Aye!

Yu Es Aye!

Saudi sycophant!

 

[Brickjectivity]

...huh! .... you even needed the Frenchies to design and build it for you.

Ah, now there's a country that is fun to tease! I can't get a rise out of the Australianistanians.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Saudi sycophant!

What's a sycopants?

Wait, I know, a psycho that wears pants

 

[Smart_Guy]

So,what do Australians chant supporting Australia?

AUSTRALIA is too long to repeatedly say!

Aye Yu Es?

Hmm...

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh goodness gracious, Aye Yu Es? For reals? Man, I cannot believe that. Noop.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Any idea what would it be?

 

[methylatedghosts]

Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Oi! Oi! Oi!

 

[Bunyip]

Only in the south. And the main reason I was thinkin of Zeland rather than Oz was on account of me friends in New Zeland. They inducted me into their ways. I haven't found many New Zelander's since but plenty of Ozzies. I am going to Oz next summer (or your winter I guess) or at least that is the plan. Gonna see Sydney and meet on some work stuff.

Yeah, go to NewZealand. Houses are cheap because 95% of the population has moved to Australia to be on welfare.

Welfare is that free money the govt gives people all the time in civilised countries.

 

[Revoltingest]

Weird....next to this thread was a banner saying, "Dental Implant Warning".
Is that some comment on British dentistry & Australiastan being part of the British empire.....or at least, its penal system?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Where is OldZealand? They should have finished that before they started a new one.

 

[Revoltingest]

Old Zealand must've been such a miserable failure (even by Australiastanian standards) that they've obliterated all knowledge of it.

 

[Monk Of Reason]

Yeah, go to NewZealand. Houses are cheap because 95% of the population has moved to Australia to be on welfare.

Welfare is that free money the govt gives people all the time in civilised countries.

That would be neat. In America we give a ton of free money to people all the time. Mostly to corporations, who as we all know are "people".

 

[Revoltingest]

That would be neat. In America we give a ton of free money to people all the time. Mostly to corporations, who as we all know are "people".

Corporations are people, but you're wrong about money given away.
Tis individuals who reap the benefits of federal largess.

Now...how does this make Americastan better than Australiastan?
Our wastrels & spendthrifts in office are all the better for scorn & mocking.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Has anyone mentioned Outback Steakhouse? It's an Aussie stereotype themed restaurant chain in the U.S.

We have them in Australia, apparently, strange as that seems.
Not in Melbourne, but I saw one recently in Queensland. Mind you, they are the same folks who drink 'XXX', so their taste is questionable at best.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Only in the south. And the main reason I was thinkin of Zeland rather than Oz was on account of me friends in New Zeland. They inducted me into their ways. I haven't found many New Zelander's since but plenty of Ozzies. I am going to Oz next summer (or your winter I guess) or at least that is the plan. Gonna see Sydney and meet on some work stuff.

Yup, only in the south. I live in Melbourne, though, which is the south part, and is also the centre of the universe.
*nods solemnly*

Kiwis are a good bunch. I lived there for a while, and I like NZ. I never admit to this publicly, though, since it's more Australian to pick on them incessantly.

 

[Revoltingest]

We have them in Australia, apparently, strange as that seems.
Not in Melbourne, but I saw one recently in Queensland. Mind you, they are the same folks who drink 'XXX', so their taste is questionable at best.

This brings up the evil nature of Australians. We gave them Subway (the king of cost effective tasty fast food), & they retaliated by sending Outback Steakhouse here!

 

[Smart_Guy]

@Revoltingest

Yo Revolt, you know what an aubergine is?

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest

Yo Revolt, you know what an aubergine is?

An Aborigine who can't spell well?