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Religious Oneliners

Lightkeeper

Well-Known Member
Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.


Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.


Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers


The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.


Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.


Peace starts with a smile.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?



Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
Forbidden fruits create many jams.


God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.


He who angers you, controls you!



You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to ......... discourage him

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
 

Lightkeeper

Well-Known Member
Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.


Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews.


Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers


The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.


Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.


Peace starts with a smile.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?



Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges
Forbidden fruits create many jams.


God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.


He who angers you, controls you!



You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to ......... discourage him

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
 
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