Druidus
Keeper of the Grove
Alright, for this, you will take a serious, boring and unfunny quote from any politician. Now we can add one word and/or make an anagram of two others (remember, you can add one letter in anagrams), in order to make it light-hearted, exciting, and humourous. Sound cool? I won't be starting us off because I'm tired and I'm really only on while I wait for a PM from another member.