Report any crimes you see committed by Aliens.

[fantome profane]

If you have been the victim of any of these nefarious characters:

or any other illegal aliens, or know of a crime committed by an illegal alien call this very special hotline
- 1-855-488-6423

This very special hotline has been set up to take reports of crime committed by aliens like these. Please do not hesitate to call if you feel you have been menaced by a grey, or a reptilian, or a predator alien, or even one of the aliens from "Alien". If you see a UFO double parked, call the hotline. If you have been probed without your consent, call the hotline. If you can't remember where you were four and a half weeks ago at 6:13 pm, you were probably abducted, so call the hotline.

Again, that very special hotline is 1-855-488-6423.

@Quetzal Keep your nose clean, or you to will be reported.

 

[Wirey]

I called and reported Marvin the Martian for stealing my modulator.

 

[Tumah]

I don't have an alien crime to report, but my kid did leave what appears to be a 10-45 in his diaper and I think someone's going to need to 10-79 it.

Edit: I'd also like to put out an APB on a missing white sock. Has the letters HIKE on the bottom.

 

[Callisto]

Please do not hesitate to call if you feel you have been menaced by a grey, or a reptilian, or a predator alien, or even one of the aliens from "Alien".

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

That guy will support anyone.

And he's a two-timer!

 

[Valjean]

They probed me!
I'm calling the hotline.

 

[Stevicus]

I spotted this alien attempting to enter the country illegally.

I tried calling the hotline, but they said it was out of their jurisdiction and transferred me to the Coast Guard, then the Coast Guard transferred me to the Air Force, who then transferred me to NASA, but they said it was more an issue for the State Department, since the alien was from a planet with which we had no diplomatic relations. Typical bureaucratic runaround.

 

[Revoltingest]

They probed me!
I'm calling the hotline.

For more probing?

 

[Jumi]

I called and reported Marvin the Martian for stealing my modulator.

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

 

[Revoltingest]

Aliens have arrived to make our women really skinny!

 

[Revoltingest]

You can spot illegal aliens by their unusual anatomy.

 

[Stevicus]

Would visitors from the future, even if they were from Earth, be technically considered "illegal aliens"?

 

[Revoltingest]

Would visitors from the future, even if they were from Earth, be technically considered "illegal aliens"?

That would depend upon where they originated.

 

[Stevicus]

That would depend upon where they originated.

Chekov only had Starfleet ID on him when he was arrested by the FBI. I suppose he might have had something to indicate he was a citizen of the United Federation of Planets, as would the rest of the crew. But no one would have been able to produce any birth certificates, since they hadn't been born yet.

 

[Revoltingest]

Chekov only had Starfleet ID on him when he was arrested by the FBI. I suppose he might have had something to indicate he was a citizen of the United Federation of Planets, as would the rest of the crew. But no one would have been able to produce any birth certificates, since they hadn't been born yet.

Checkov wasn't Americastanian, so he was an illegal alien.....abeit a cute little one.

 

[sun rise]

Many crimes, many many crimes committed by illegal immigrants over the centuries as this cartoon alludes to