Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Revoltingest]

Had velcro surgically implanted in her skin, in order to keep her drawers secure when around Mathiasgould.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Has underpants made from dragon skin.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His make a clucking noise whenever he sees a chicken. Don't ask me how!

 

[MatthiasGould]

Has spotty polka-dot panties.

 

[Revoltingest]

Drawers made from 2nd rate law school diplomas.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Pants are made from chainmail

 

[4consideration]

Has to decide which kind to put on everyday. Paper or plastic?

edit: For those of you in other locations, or too young to remember, they used to ask that question about grocery bags during checkout in the grocery.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Has pants which change colour in the sunlight.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Collects Star Wars underwear, so that the force will always be with him.

 

[Revoltingest]

Steals his from zombies.
(They're easier to catch than vampires.)

 

[Rakhel]

Reads "yes my feet really are that big"

 

[Revoltingest]

Hers reads....

There once was a fella from France
who thought he could get in my pants.
But when he got nude
it stifled my mood
cuz the last line didn't rhyme at all!

 

[4consideration]

His says: "Come on darlin', at least it'll make ya laugh."

 

[MatthiasGould]

Wears girl's underwear on a regular basis.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has logo....
"Nobody home"

 

[BSM1]

Runs his up a flagpole periodically.

 

[Revoltingest]

Stole Sally Fields' dainties!
How do I know?
They say.....
"You like me! You really like me!"

 

[4consideration]

Says: "Whew! I'm pooped."

 

[Revoltingest]

Says....
"Live penguin inside!"

 

[Madhuri]

Made of fur