Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Revoltingest]

Printed on his.....
If found around ankles, please lift up.

 

[BSM1]

His kept him safe while running with the bulls in Pamplona.

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on his...
Prone to Wikileaks

 

[BSM1]

Wears Kevlar boxers, just in case.

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on his....
"Will drop for food"

 

[BSM1]

Has Jockey shorts made from real jockeys.

 

[4consideration]

His say: Why, yes, I can levitate.

 

[Revoltingest]

Has built in GPS
(Genital Positioning System)

 

[4consideration]

Bought his because he fell for the old salesman line of, "These are special moon underwear -- limited edition -- there are only 27 of them, each named for a moon that orbits Uranus."

 

[Revoltingest]

Has on her drawers......

 

[Simurgh]

Sings soprano because the unmentionables are on too tight.

 

[Kerr]

Doesnt have any.

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on his....
For external use only

(Why on Earth would he need that warning?)

 

[4consideration]

Has on his drawers, too......

Has the caption:

Hey, don't spend Christmas Eve on an old tool website trying to figure out what this is (even though it may appear to be a dove-tail joiner, but you're not sure) just ask me what this old tool is and what you're supposed to do with it.

 

[Kerr]

Has a telephone fetich that made her make her own underwear... of telephones! That rings all the time!

 

[Revoltingest]

Printed on his.....
"4consideration has pix of iron planers over her lady parts!"

 

[4consideration]

Printed on his: I am so very interested in Kerr's underwear that I muse about them and post my thoughts on an online forum.

 

[Kerr]

Every night she sneaks into my room and puts her underwear on my face!

 

[MatthiasGould]

Left his underwear on the bus this morning...

 

[Penumbra]

^Has purple underwear that matches the username color.