His undies tell fibs....to get other undies to rub up against them.
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Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!
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MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His undies speak Quebeçois French...I know, I was talking to them recently.
He plans to throw his dainties over the fiscal cliff.
(It's easier than laundering them.)
(It's easier than laundering them.)
His undies wanted to date mine, but I refused cuz his are more than 15 years older than mine!
Printed on his....
Open for Business
Open for Business
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants are printed with directions to make dynamite.
"Help Wanted Inquire Within"
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
Has an 'Engaged' sign on his pants.
Printed on his:
Caution! Don't feed the gerbils.
Caution! Don't feed the gerbils.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants have an in-built teleporter, and so have a habit of disappearing at random.
His are the rarest of the rare, being made from hummingbird lips.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His pants can sing opera.
He offers sanctuary to lost socks in his.
What do you get when you mix cotton, gunpowder and wood chips? You get a revolting pair of underwear. That's what you get.
His underwear is pregnant!
It's about to deliver a litter of little thongs.
It's about to deliver a litter of little thongs.
MatthiasGould
Alhamdulillah!
His underwear is the father to those thongs!