Reveal an Indisputable Truth about the Underwear of the Person Above You!

[Sunstone]

I have it on good authority Skwim has wired his favorite underwear with a work light for his lover.

 

[idav]

Underwear dedicated to their hero Flash with extra lightening bolts.

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

Has neon lights proclaiming "eat at idav's".

 

[4consideration]

Printed with profound quotes from sages, worn two sizes too small. He likes wise cracks.

 

[Skwim]

4C Carries a pair of rolled up socks in the fly.

 

[Iti oj]

skwim makes his own underwhere from his own hair.

 

[Sunstone]

iti once fixed up a pair of drawers with a muffler in case he farted. They proved impractical, though. He was mistaken for a rare specimen of the South American long-tailed wolverine family and snatch up for display by a museum. It was days before he broke out of the diorama case.

 

[Skwim]

Sunstone's underwear has footies.

 

[Lady B]

Skwim ran out and borrowed his grandmas whom he keeps in the basement for just such necessity's

 

[Sunstone]

Lady B coats her underwear with petroleum jelly in a futile effort to render them too slick to wad up.

 

[Lady B]

Lady B coats her underwear with petroleum jelly in a futile effort to render them too slick to wad up.

dang it sunstone why you always get me
Your underwear is blue! so there! take that! see how you like it!

 

[4consideration]

Really retro drawers:

 

[Sunstone]

4Consideration once owned a thong made out of diamonds that doubled as a swimsuit bottom. Unfortunately, she wore it one night to the beach and it flashed so fiery in the moonlight that three ships mistook it for a lighthouse, went off course, and crashed on the beach. Lucky for her she was able to take shameless sexual advantage of six sailors before the rescue workers arrived!

 

[4consideration]

Well...I didn't want to have to say it, but...Sunstone has a shiny pair of underwear -- with a 3 pictures -- a bar, cherries and 7.

Under it reads "Pull the lever for a big payout."

 

[Sunstone]

It is well known in some circles that 4consideration has a pair of undies printed with the words, "Welcome to Hotel Waterslide: Check in and you'll never want to check out!"

 

[Me Myself]

It´s radioactive, but it wasn´t before you put it on.

 

[GawdAweful]

Wears them sideways with one leg through the waistband for easy access.

 

[4consideration]

Inspiration for the RF user name.

 

[Revoltingest]

Gets double duty before washing by wearing inside out for a 2nd day's usage.

 

[4consideration]

Always recycles. Is now recycling Wirey's drawers. Doing his part for water conservation by not washing them first.