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Revoltingest and the LG BLT

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
I realize that transgenderism can be a sensitive issue, and sometimes great delicacy can be needed in discussing the subject. I wanted to teach @Revoltingest a few things about "woke culture", taking into account nuances, etc. So I'll try my best...

Revoltingest lately I've felt that your bacon makes me feel uncomfortable:

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It's really not you. Well it is, but we'll say it's me for this example. Any way, your bacon has many colors to it, but doesn't have one for non-binary people. For a time, I identified as non-binary as I tried to figure things out. Some early on trans people have, too. So I do have a solution to the problem, it's......

Stop eating rainbow bacon, ya barn dancin', Snickers chocolate milk drinkin', asks for directions on how to read directions, Shakespeare recitin', takes a woman on 5 dates just to delete their number, soap makin', snake handlin', underachievin', lawyer's secretary, ya cattle ropin', draft dodgin', dodgeball playin', golf pants wear'n, greasy loose meat eat'n.... well, listen to this song and it contains the rest of my feelings, then we can move onto Chapter 2:


***Chapter 2***

Whoops, this is embarrassing. I posted the wrong video. How am I suppose to insult him with a straight face and no embarrassment now?

***Chapter 3***

Revoltingest is leaving the missus for a transgender person, so yeah, I guess I accomplished the original goal of making him more woke.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I realize that transgenderism can be a sensitive issue, and sometimes great delicacy can be needed in discussing the subject. I wanted to teach @Revoltingest a few things about "woke culture", taking into account nuances, etc. So I'll try my best...

Revoltingest lately I've felt that your bacon makes me feel uncomfortable:

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It's really not you. Well it is, but we'll say it's me for this example. Any way, your bacon has many colors to it, but doesn't have one for non-binary people. For a time, I identified as non-binary as I tried to figure things out. Some early on trans people have, too. So I do have a solution to the problem, it's......

Stop eating rainbow bacon, ya barn dancin', Snickers chocolate milk drinkin', asks for directions on how to read directions, Shakespeare recitin', takes a woman on 5 dates just to delete their number, soap makin', snake handlin', underachievin', lawyer's secretary, ya cattle ropin', draft dodgin', dodgeball playin', golf pants wear'n, greasy loose meat eat'n.... well, listen to this song and it contains the rest of my feelings, then we can move onto Chapter 2:


***Chapter 2***

Whoops, this is embarrassing. I posted the wrong video. How am I suppose to insult him with a straight face and no embarrassment now?

***Chapter 3***

Revoltingest is leaving the missus for a transgender person, so yeah, I guess I accomplished the original goal of making him more woke.
Actually, I'm leaving Mrs Revolt for a transportation....several
of'm soon.
- Hammers to a blacksmith equipment dealer in SW MI.
- Mr Duplex Truck to a truck show in PA.

BTW, love the title about a large BLT.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
A task that @Revoltingest excels at, old iron, brass, copper, even this ultra modern new fangled stuff called steel. He cherishes it, nay, loves it. But on occasion sees the need lighten his load and to dump it onto someone else.
I don't really excel at it.
I'm one of the least capable people who collect what I collect.
 
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