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RF Petition: Revoltingest For Mayor

Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Since I've arrived at this intellectual beehive of subversive thought, I've come to notice that while there are moderators, super-moderators, super-duper moderators, and Debate Slayer, there is no overall, all-powerful iron fist to throttle the thought out of this place. Now, normally, I'd recommend myself for the job. I'm handsome, got a pretty good smell, and am willing to crush the life out of all who oppose me! Sorry, forgot my meds this morning. But this looks like one of those snooty places where freedom of thought and not calling other posters a $%#@^& of a %$@# with ^#$^&^& in their ^$^* Kelly Ripa's ^&*^$% is considered 'normal'.

So, I'd like to nominate Revoltingest as Supreme Overlord. If we pick him, groundkeeping tips, bacon-related recipes, and snide remarks will be so bountiful that, well, there'll be lots, okay? Please reply to this thread as a way of letting the moderators know there's about to be a new sheriff in town. And if you'd like to share a personal story about how Revoltingest has touched you (appropriately), please share. In under 20 words.

PS As Revoltingest's campaign manager, I get 15% of all frubals.
 
Old Scratch

Old Scratch

Active Member
This nomination I second!
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savagewind

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
No, you can not second it. I did. I particularly do not like being ignored by the satan. OK?
 
Vinayaka

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
I will vehemently oppose this idea with as much energy as I can muster from so may years with no bacon. Anyone from such a disgustingly named place is not deserving of any titles, let alone political figurehead ones like mayor. The man seems corrupt enough already, without aiding or abetting. "The last thing anyone needs is another politician." He would be a dethpicable turncoat if he accepted this nomination anyway. So I look forward to his 'polite' decline of your nomination.
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
Vinayaka said:
I will vehemently oppose this idea with as much energy as I can muster from so may years with no bacon. Anyone from such a disgustingly named place is not deserving of any titles, let alone political figurehead ones like mayor. The man seems corrupt enough already, without aiding or abetting. "The last thing anyone needs is another politician." He would be a dethpicable turncoat if he accepted this nomination anyway. So I look forward to his 'polite' decline of your nomination.
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There might be a quick buck in it for him.
 
4consideration

4consideration

*
Premium Member
Where does the line form (that's queue for some of you) to show Revoltingest the compromising photographs that we have of him with __________ or doing _____________, or not recycling?

I hate being left behind, and want to get in on the ground floor of the Extortion of Revoltingest game. (Too soon?)
 
savagewind

savagewind

Veteran Member
Premium Member
The Democratic Party has set up shop just three miles away.

No no no o no.

I wish I could say what I want to say.
 
BSM1

BSM1

What? Me worry?
Maybe we should take this a little slower. In the short time that I have been here I have developed an overwhelming urge to renounce any shred of Abrahamic religion that I may have just to keep wearing my bacon tee shirt. Have I been brainwashed by this person? Hmmm...
 
Vinayaka

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
If this is to go through, and the RF community agrees to an election of sorts, Kangaroo Court that it may be, surely someone will nominate another candidate. You mustn't let this man win by acclamation. That would be too much like American politics. Same platform, different faces.
 
Vinayaka

Vinayaka

devotee
Premium Member
Never trust a politician willing to bribe. More for my case against you. ... but ... pssst... On a side note, do you want to know my price ... its just one vote, but still.
 
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