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RF Presidential Race
- Thread starter David1967
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I thought I came up with a couple of good candidates. Whats with all the write ins?
Well apparently, "None of the Above" wasn't running, and writing in @Jayhawker Soule would just annoy him, so I wrote in @Quetzal. Does that answer your question?
I'd vote for @Revoltingest because I find certain politicians revolting to contemplate in office and he's the @Revoltingest of them all.
I thought I came up with a couple of good candidates. Whats with all the write ins?
You should set up a poll. This being RF, one of the three choices should be, "There aren't enough choices". I bet that one wins.
OK, So hypothetically the presidential race comes down to two unlikely candidates. Neither one really wanted the job but were talked into running anyway. They are Sunstone and Revoltingest!! Who would you vote for and why?
I want to see both birth certificates first. I don't believe them to be qualified. They also need to produce their financial statements for the last 50 years or else we shouldn't trust them. Then after the debate I will vote for the one with the bigger hands. Everyone knows big hands means big other things.
Well apparently, "None of the Above" wasn't running, and writing in @Jayhawker Soule would just annoy him, so I wrote in @Quetzal. Does that answer your question?
Yeah, your right. Writing in
@Jayhawker Soule would no doubt just annoy him.
The best leaders are those who refuse to accept their nomination/election to the position, and if forced into it, will do nothing with it. While Sunstone is a good candidate because I like erotic dance, and Revoltingest is a good candidate because he's a libertarian (although being an engineer does subtract from his appeal), I fear either one would actually try to do something with the position. I have no such qualms about Wu Wei.
Yeah, your right. Writing in
Come to think of it, David, that could be a great reason to do it!
Buttercup
Veteran Member
Given that @Sunstone will give all his State of the Union speeches in the nude and demand full-body camera coverage to address the nation, he's obviously out.
@Revoltingest doesn't have a platform I can 'literally' get behind. As a plumber, If he can't protect my behind from unwanted sewage, how is he to protect us from all the sewage in Washington? He can't.
Therefore, my only option is to vote for @Luca85 because he's the smartest and most handsome candidate. Makes sense to me.
@Revoltingest doesn't have a platform I can 'literally' get behind. As a plumber, If he can't protect my behind from unwanted sewage, how is he to protect us from all the sewage in Washington? He can't.
Therefore, my only option is to vote for @Luca85 because he's the smartest and most handsome candidate. Makes sense to me.
But what if @Luca85 doesn't want the presidency? Will you at least consider @Jayhawker Soule ? In a way, he embodies the very spirit of RF: That is, he often speaks the truth, and is just as often ignored.
Buttercup
Veteran Member
I respect @Jayhawker Soule very much and have a fondness for him. However, my worry is that he'd postpone the closing of Guantanamo Bay by sending me there. It's a real concern.But what if @Luca85 doesn't want the presidency? Will you at least consider @Jayhawker Soule ? In a way, he embodies the very spirit of RF: That is, he often speaks the truth, and is just as often ignored.
Well, at least you and I would be together, for where else is he going to send me? We'd get to have long, delightful card games together between sessions of waterboarding!
For some reason I see
What are you? Some kind of justice seeker?