RF Royalty

[Draka]

The Queen requests a personal guard/confidant. One who would be highly trusted with security and secrets and would be competent in investigating as well. Applications are now being taken for the role of Her Majesty's Confidant.

 

[Shermana]

And the Royal Treasurer is seeking a VERY trustworthy private accountant....

 

[Draka]

If one of our court magicians, the one known as "iti" does as suggested here:



.....Execute him at once.

Our royal mother doesn't know better, but that would count as sneaking around clear orders by the queen. Since she's the royal mother, she can do whatever she likes. Him, however, that traitor, doesn't have such privileges.

More death row candidates to come later.

Good catch my King.

 

[Infinitum]

If one of our court magicians, the one known as "iti" does as suggested here:



.....Execute him at once.

Our royal mother doesn't know better, but that would count as sneaking around clear orders by the queen. Since she's the royal mother, she can do whatever she likes. Him, however, that traitor, doesn't have such privileges.

More death row candidates to come later.

As you wish, my king *bows*.
For now, Iti will be left... krhm... hanging until further notice.

 

[4consideration]

If one of our court magicians, the one known as "iti" does as suggested here:



.....Execute him at once.

Our royal mother doesn't know better, but that would count as sneaking around clear orders by the queen. Since she's the royal mother, she can do whatever she likes. Him, however, that traitor, doesn't have such privileges.

More death row candidates to come later.

Oh, dear son, in your infinite graciousness I beg you grant your poor dear mother this one small boon -- spare thy good and faithful servant Iti Oji! It should weigh heavy upon the heart of your dear and loving mother, should she have to bear the knowledge that she, and she alone, was the cause o' the demise of one so pure in faithful devotion to the crown and to thy mother, the queeen. If ye must, look woefullly upon me -- for surely I tempted young Iti to speak thusly. If I must, then I shall bear the burden of thy fair and noble displeasure.

I beseech thee, look closely, for I am sure that there is a wellspring of kindness in thy noble heart to grant a pardon for any possible offense that may be perceived -- but most surely not intended, by thy mother and the dearest friend of the court -- Iti. :bow:

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Hmmm, perhaps Iti has already enchanted a one of the royal house...

 

[Lady B]

Hmmmm The plot thickens....

 

[Badran]

Oh, dear son, in your infinite graciousness I beg you grant your poor dear mother this one small boon -- spare thy good and faithful servant Iti Oji! It should weigh heavy upon the heart of your dear and loving mother, should she have to bear the knowledge that she, and she alone, was the cause o' the demise of one so pure in faithful devotion to the crown and to thy mother, the queeen. If ye must, look woefullly upon me -- for surely I tempted young Iti to speak thusly. If I must, then I shall bear the burden of thy fair and noble displeasure.

I beseech thee, look closely, for I am sure that there is a wellspring of kindness in thy noble heart to grant a pardon for any possible offense that may be perceived -- but most surely not intended, by thy mother and the dearest friend of the court -- Iti. :bow:

Call the Inquisitor! Call the executioner! Call the lead knight of the round table! Call someone!!

The Royal mother's gone mad!

Better yet, call the court magician (not the poisonous traitor one, the other one; noble Gjallarhorn). We need help to reverse this spell.

We may even have to attempt to consult with the malevolent fairy witch. She's not know to be helpful, but i put it upon our Royal Treasurer to find a way to get her to help us.

 

[Badran]

iti, you back-stabbing, double-crossing sinister of darkness, prepare yourself! Your treasonous act will not go unpunished!

 

[NIX]

I call dibs on whoever is in charge of the booze.

*Gazes deeply into crystal ball.... sees that this one... this Panda... is the one to watch for uninvited party leads....*

 

[Shermana]

Wait, who's the fairy Witch again? I need to know who to pay off here.

Aha, I see it's NIX.

Okay, make your expense report on what you need to combat the evil powers of Iti (with your own evil powers of course) and send it to my office, or leave it with my secretary if I'm out drinking with the royal Booze tender.

But seriously, don't go overboard. Eye of newt ain't cheap you know. And you get paid when the job is done, none of this hourly-take-your-sweet-time business. We have a powerful traitor to subdue!

 

[NIX]

Wait, who's the fairy Witch again? I need to know who to pay off here.

Aha, I see it's NIX.

Okay, make your expense report on what you need to combat the evil powers of Iti (with your own evil powers of course) and send it to my office, or leave it with my secretary if I'm out drinking with the royal Booze tender.

But seriously, don't go overboard. Eye of newt ain't cheap you know. And you get paid when the job is done, none of this hourly-take-your-sweet-time business. We have a powerful traitor to subdue!

I think you must have me confused with some do gooder fairy.

My only interests are chaos, havoc and self serving schemes....
in other words a grand old fun evil time! :bat: :bkcat:

If you can offer me eternal beauty, then maybe we'll talk.
(though I wouldn't trust what I say, If I weren't me. I only work for myself.)

 

[NIX]

Oh yes, and Iti is my plaything.

You'd like that, wouldn't you Iti? :flirt:

*fringe benefits for Iti* Because I feel like it.

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Call the Inquisitor! Call the executioner! Call the lead knight of the round table! Call someone!!

The Royal mother's gone mad!

Better yet, call the court magician (not the poisonous traitor one, the other one; noble Gjallarhorn). We need help to reverse this spell.

We may even have to attempt to consult with the malevolent fairy witch. She's not know to be helpful, but i put it upon our Royal Treasurer to find a way to get her to help us.

I will prepare an amulet, but that will only get us so far. If Iti is still enchanting, it will be as if one were treating the wounds of a knight mid-contest.

 

[4consideration]

Call the Inquisitor! Call the executioner! Call the lead knight of the round table! Call someone!!

The Royal mother's gone mad!

Better yet, call the court magician (not the poisonous traitor one, the other one; noble Gjallarhorn). We need help to reverse this spell.

We may even have to attempt to consult with the malevolent fairy witch. She's not know to be helpful, but i put it upon our Royal Treasurer to find a way to get her to help us.

I'm not mad! Is that any way to treat your mother? :sad4::sad4::sad4:

(Runs to the basement.)

Wirey! Wirey! Where are you? (knock, knock, knock) Are you on "the throne" in there?

Anyway... when you're finished, you really have got to talk to your children! I mean really! I'm at my wits end with Badran and Draka! OK? Did you hear me?

Anyway, I'm going to run a few errands. See when I get back, dear.

 

[NIX]

I will prepare an amulet, but that will only get us so far. If Iti is still enchanting, it will be as if one were treating the wounds of a knight mid-contest.

Certainly Iti is enchanting (he's a magician of chaos after all) but it is my aim to enchant the enchanter (willfully, of course ). He may come in handy when I have a party to crash or a princess to abduct. or whatever. who knows.

 

[NIX]

Now WHO IS the princess?...... or the prince.

I may be evil, but I'm not sexist.

 

[NIX]

I need a league of minions to go out and find the princess for me-
so I can sit back in my lair and polish my nails and my apples while gazing admiringly into my mirror of magic.....

Truly I'm far to lazy to reread all 11 pages, but to my knowledge kingy and queeny had better be gettin busy real soon or I'm going to need to take up another fairy witchy hobby.

 

[atanu]

Hmm. I know the real villain. Even if one pronounces that name, it sounds as if one is gurgling. He has got Iti into trouble.

Whispers to himself: And see that foolish king. Easy prey to machination of a gurgling villain. Even calls his own mother mad. Shame.

 

[9Westy9]

The Queen requests a personal guard/confidant. One who would be highly trusted with security and secrets and would be competent in investigating as well. Applications are now being taken for the role of Her Majesty's Confidant.

If I don't get the role as god of war then I'll happily accept this one