RF Shipwrecked

[whereismynotecard]

The skipper
Gilligan
The professor
Marry Ann
Ginger

Doh! You said RF members not Minnow crew

You're bringing Ginger over Mr. Howell? You know Ginger is riddled with STDs, right? Did you know they call them STIs now? (Sexually Transmitted Infections...) I'd bring Mr. Howel, Gilligan, Skipper, Mary Ann, and the Professor. (If I was choosing five from the Minnow)

 

[Kilgore Trout]

The skipper
Gilligan
The professor
Marry Ann
Ginger

Doh! You said RF members not Minnow crew

Wait, those aren't RF members?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Phew! Thank, ATS, I was starting to worry nobody was going to pick me.

Are you kidding? The first coconut bra I constructed would be for you.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I bet coconut bras aren't very comfortable at all...

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I bet coconut bras aren't very comfortable at all...

More comfortable than coconut underwear.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Probably. More practical too...

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Do you mind if Baggins humps your schnauz?

I don't mind and I doubt he will either. He is proof that dogs can be bisexual like their masters.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Okie dokie then. You cand claim my fifth seat then.

 

[sonofskeptish]

I bet coconut bras aren't very comfortable at all...

Turtle shells work better. Or depending on the gal, Galapagos Tourtise shells (sic?)

 

[Quagmire]

Anybody who knows which tropical plants contain caffeine.

Anybody who knows which tropical plants contain nicotine.

Anybody who knows how to make beer from coconuts and bananas.

Anybody who knows how to rig up a wifi connection from coconuts and whatever washes up on the beach.

Anybody who knows how to give killer back rubs.


With all that going on, my life would be pretty much the same as it is now, except I'd have fewer knots in my shoulders and a better tan.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Anybody who knows which tropical plants contain caffeine.

Do you need caffeine when there is no reason to get up in the morning?

Anybody who knows which tropical plants contain nicotine.

Why use nicotine? On a deserted island there are probably better substitutes.

Anybody who knows how to make beer from coconuts and bananas.

We were talking about wine earlier. This will be taken care of with no problem.

Anybody who knows how to rig up a wifi connection from coconuts and whatever washes up on the beach.

Will a box of signal flares do?

Anybody who knows how to give killer back rubs.

We will train the resident monkeys for this task.

 

[Alceste]

Are you kidding? The first coconut bra I constructed would be for you.

Awww... how sweet. :flirt: But how are you with palm frond mini-skirts? To be honest, I'd rather go topless than bottomless.

 

[Caladan]

Arrrr! I hate when the ship gets busted! to think of all the wasted rum sinking.

so many great mates and even ninjas to ponder!
lets see which lovely friends come to mind.

Mystic- because we hit it off right from the start, and I always feel comfortable with her. obviously in other practical reasons, she is an independent person, and would not lose her head and she'll do wonder in keeping men moral high

Kathryn- Another independent, beautiful and strong person I feel comfortable with and would appreciate her prespective. I'm sure Kathryn would use her heads for keeping the team safe and in good spirits.

Smoke- Because he always seems reliable, balanced, and I enjoy listening to what he has to say. he would seem like a great choice of being cought on an island with.

Panda- He's my mate! apart from trying to make it on the island, me and Panda will use the rum we salvaged from the ship and make some cocktails with the exotic fruits we find on the island to keep spirits high!

ranjana- really miss her and I think that having some time with her on a desert island would be awesome, great to talk to, and great spirit. we would do alot of catching up! one more good looking woman to keep me and Panda in good spirits when the rum is gone after the first week.

With this all star gang I foresee no Lord of the Flies scenarios worst that can happen is a few wrestles for who's having the last rum filled coconut. and some complaints from the Mystic about the fact that we let the Sake go down with the ship

 

[Mr Cheese]

I'd rather go topless than bottomless.

spoilsport....

 

[Just_me_Mike]

So here is my question about this "Religious Island".
How long would it take before babies would spring up all of over the place

 

[Draka]

So here is my question about this "Religious Island".
How long would it take before babies would spring up all of over the place

Well, I guess that would depend on if anyone managed to grap their contraceptives before abandoning ship.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Caladan, for the reason that I think he knows about survival.
Scuba Pete as I asume he knows all about water.
Master Virgil, knowledge about nature and the arts to fight when in danger.
Mystic as we will need a woman to build up society again..
Monta for her humor to keep the group positive and motivated..

Now that's a new one for me....I'm requested for my uterus.

 

[Just_me_Mike]

Well, I guess that would depend on if anyone managed to grap their contraceptives before abandoning ship.

OK my head is spinning now, thinking of the lack of contraceptives and all the babes and dudes drinking rum...

Rushing in the mind are the abortion methods, "pull out" techniques, make-shift condoms, deliberate pregnancy for pro-creation...

I hope everyone thought out their responses properly in light of this!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Arrrr! I hate when the ship gets busted! to think of all the wasted rum sinking.

so many great mates and even ninjas to ponder!
lets see which lovely friends come to mind.

Mystic- because we hit it off right from the start, and I always feel comfortable with her. obviously in other practical reasons, she is an independent person, and would not lose her head and she'll do wonder in keeping men moral high

Kathryn- Another independent, beautiful and strong person I feel comfortable with and would appreciate her prespective. I'm sure Kathryn would use her heads for keeping the team safe and in good spirits.

Smoke- Because he always seems reliable, balanced, and I enjoy listening to what he has to say. he would seem like a great choice of being cought on an island with.

Panda- He's my mate! apart from trying to make it on the island, me and Panda will use the rum we salvaged from the ship and make some cocktails with the exotic fruits we find on the island to keep spirits high!

ranjana- really miss her and I think that having some time with her on a desert island would be awesome, great to talk to, and great spirit. we would do alot of catching up! one more good looking woman to keep me and Panda in good spirits when the rum is gone after the first week.

With this all star gang I foresee no Lord of the Flies scenarios worst that can happen is a few wrestles for who's having the last rum filled coconut. and some complaints from the Mystic about the fact that we let the Sake go down with the ship

Yeah, see....remember the musings before from your fellow male comrades on how an island made up of mostly women would wind up blaming you for everything?

Well - in this instance - I don't see how NOT to blame you. You let the sake go? *grrrrrr* :slap:

I do like your choices, though. Huzzah! :hug:

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Now that's a new one for me....I'm requested for my uterus.

If it matches the rest of your body then it is a very nice uterus. :yes: