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Pah

Pah

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Bastet said:
AFL - Essendon vs. Collingwood
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‘Throughout the past eight decades matches against Carlton have been the most consistently exciting games that Collingwood has played. Most other League teams and their barrackers have despised Collingwood; between Collingwood and Carlton, however, the feeling was mutual’.- Richard Stremski, Kill For Collingwood, 1984
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1) Three friends all die at the same time and end up at the pearly gates where Albert Einstein is waiting for them. The first chap approached and Alby asks him,
"What is your IQ, my good man?"

"250" the chap replies. www.convictcreations.com

"Ah excellent. We can participate in meaningful and articulate discussions with my mates Plato and Newton about the Theory of Relativity, Chaos Theory, Astrophysics and the Theory of Everything. We will have much to discuss. You may enter."

The second fellow approached the gate and Albert asks him the same question.

"150" was the reply.

"Ah good. We can discuss the fascinating subjects of History, Philosophy, Economics and Sociology. We will have much to discuss. You may enter."

The third chap approaches the gate nervously.

"Now my good man, what is your IQ?"

"50" the third man replies sheepishly. To which Alby's response was ....

"How about those Pies, hey?"

2) Q. What do you do for a drowning Collingwood player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

3)Q. What's the difference between the Collingwood and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 26 matches.

4)Q. What's the characteritics of a Collingwood brand bra?
A. Plenty of support, soft and no CUP!!!
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It must be quite a league :biglaugh:

Bob
 
jewscout

jewscout

Religious Zionist
The American public vs. soccor (football if you don't live in the states)
I asked a guy i work with who is from Britian why Americans don't get into soccer and he said it's because Americans are too lazy and fat to keep up w/ the rest of the world lol:biglaugh:

(he was joking;) )
 
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