Room here for ' relevant' Satire?

[LeftyLen]

Under jurisdiction of the Democratic party schools will now be inviting Satan and his minions to participate in the states ad nations schoosl activities throughout the state. As part of the states inclusivity and diversity program children's story hour , DLM,(Demon Lives Matter ) and the group AntiGod will be part of the states curricula kindergarten through high school. "We want it to be known hate, bigotry or Luciferphobia of any type will not be tolerated in our education," said Melody Melliferous, head of the Democratic Party. Speaking through Democrat representative Polly Possessed , the demon Moloch added , " hatred of the demonic community has gone on too long and only through equity and inclusion can we over come this bigotry ." Moloch-arch-demon through the possessed woman continued, " Parents will not be informed of the new program and children will be told not to tell their parents as we professionals simply cannot allow meddlesome parents to interfere with our agenda. " Melody Melliferous added, all parents who oppose this new program are clearly haters-bigots-phobes and fascists ."


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5Ron Smith and 4 others

 

[rocala]

I suspect that there is some confusion as to the meaning of "debate".

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

I suspect that there is some confusion as to the meaning of "debate".

Or, for that matter, 'relevant'.

 

[LeftyLen]

Some things 'scream out' to be made fun of, Televangelists, woke absurdities, and sometimes Trump.

 

[rocala]

Some things 'scream out' to be made fun of, Televangelists, woke absurdities, and sometimes Trump.

I would then suggest the games pics and jokes section.

 

[Revoltingest]

TLDR.

 

[Balthazzar]

Meanwhile, our angelic hosts will be conducting music appreciation at our after school club events. Our instructors all come from deeply rooted Christian origins and have been 10 generations involved in church activities. They have put together quite an ensemble in terms of the musical feast to be absorbed by our attendees with musical pieces and arrangements from many of the "masters" as part of the learning development and how to's of musical genius. Note for all potential attendees: A Christian background or voiced profession and acceptance of the faith is perquisite for our more in depth studies, reserved for only those who show ample interest in learning our way. Our basic courses will be offered to everyone interested. This is a joint effort for all concerned about the other guys trying to influence our children. We simply needed to separate us from them, so all you parents out there worried about your kinds getting involved with the demon influence, we've taken the necessary steps to ensure that only relevant curriculum will be associated with our segregated efforts. We're all in this together after all and our communities are diverse. Separated inclusion has become the aim.

Recommended reading:

C.S Lewis "Paved with Good Intentions"

 

[Heyo]

Meanwhile, our angelic hosts will be conducting music appreciation at our after school club events. Our instructors all come from deeply rooted Christian origins and have been 10 generations involved in church activities. They have put together quite an ensemble in terms of the musical feast to be absorbed by our attendees with musical pieces and arrangements from many of the "masters" as part of the learning development and how to's of musical genius.

I can appreciate a good musical performance, can you?

 

[RestlessSoul]

I can appreciate a good musical performance, can you?

I was told recently that Jagger wrote the lyrics to that song after reading Mikhael Bulgakov’s “The Master and Margarita”. Not sure if that’s true or not, but it fits.

“What’s puzzling you is the nature of my game” indeed.