Sanity Test

[Geoff-Allen]

This tickled me ...

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

 

[Smart_Guy]

But... but... what if the plug is stuck?

 

[Draupadi]

After I read the OP I remember this joke. In an asylum a patient was saved by another one from drowning. The rescuer was then brought to the doctor who said, "You did a wonderful job by saving your friend today. This means that you are recovering from your mental illness. By the way where is your friend?" The rescuer replied, "I hung him on the ropes to dry."

 

[BSM1]

But... but... what if the plug is stuck?

Then you would be also.