Santa DS Reporting In

[Debater Slayer]

A few months ago, I had a thread to serve RFers custom-made Easter eggs. Now that Christmas is drawing closer, I thought I'd prepare for it as well.

Just leave a note in your post here if you would like a Christmas present from Santa DS... and don't worry, I won't sneak into any houses through chimneys. I have the Internet now to spare me the effort.

Santa DS at your service, per usual!

 

[Kirran]

As first in, do I get the best present?

 

[Debater Slayer]

As first in, do I get the best present?

I don't know about best, but you certainly get to have a fancy present. Be warned, though... it's not for the faint of heart. Could ruin your Christmas (as intended).

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[Terese]

Egg me D-man!

 

[Laika]

A few months ago, I had a thread to serve RFers custom-made Easter eggs. Now that Christmas is drawing closer, I thought I'd prepare for it as well.

Just leave a note in your post here if you would like a Christmas present from Santa DS... and don't worry, I won't sneak into any houses through chimneys. I have the Internet now to spare me the effort.

Santa DS at your service, per usual!

*sits on Sanata DS knee*

I want a train set for Christmas. Preferably one that I tie the cat to the tracks so the choo choo can crash into the kitty and go bang bang!

*tries to look innocent and adorable*

 

[Iti oj]

A few months ago, I had a thread to serve RFers custom-made Easter eggs. Now that Christmas is drawing closer, I thought I'd prepare for it as well.

Just leave a note in your post here if you would like a Christmas present from Santa DS... and don't worry, I won't sneak into any houses through chimneys. I have the Internet now to spare me the effort.

Santa DS at your service, per usual!

Santa ds I don't need or want much anything you brought me would be nice. if I had to ask for something i would ask for land.

 

[Sunstone]

Please send me a g-string --- one that's currently occupied by a dancing girl. Better yet, send me six.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd like title to RF (clear....no liens or other encumbrances).
Once I become owner, let the oppression begin!

 

[Kemosloby]

Silver, Gold, Frankinsense and Myrr. You know, to symbolize the presents Jesus got. Particularly the gold please.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Egg me D-man!

Your Christmas decoration:

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Sorry that I couldn't find a bigger one. I figured you needed to at least be able to reach the feet.

 

[Debater Slayer]

*sits on Sanata DS knee*

I want a train set for Christmas. Preferably one that I tie the cat to the tracks so the choo choo can crash into the kitty and go bang bang!

*tries to look innocent and adorable*

Sure thing!

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(That's all I could afford. Sorry, man.)

 

[Debater Slayer]

Santa ds I don't need or want much anything you brought me would be nice. if I had to ask for something i would ask for land.

This is part of the small land I own. I sacrificed a part of it just for you:

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Don't worry, though. Obviously the above sight is common around here.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Please send me a g-string --- one that's currently occupied by a dancing girl. Better yet, send me six.

Of course!

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You did say "G-string"...

(I hope you don't use that to hang me or something.)

 

[Debater Slayer]

I'd like title to RF (clear....no liens or other encumbrances).
Once I become owner, let the oppression begin!

Sorry, but you already have over 94,000 posts here. I don't see how much more of the forum you could own without being a forum autocrat.

 

[Debater Slayer]

Silver, Gold, Frankinsense and Myrr. You know, to symbolize the presents Jesus got. Particularly the gold please.

I don't have silver or gold, but I do have gold chocolate. Enjoy!

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[lewisnotmiller]

Scarlett Johansson, please.

 

[Iti oj]

This is part of the small land I own. I sacrificed a part of it just for you:

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Don't worry, though. Obviously the above sight is common around here.

Lol land that makes money

 

[Laika]

Sure thing!

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(That's all I could afford. Sorry, man.)

Kitty!

 

[Revoltingest]

Sorry, but you already have over 94,000 posts here. I don't see how much more of the forum you could own without being a forum autocrat.

Autocracy...yeah, that's what I want....thank you, Santa!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I would like some shoes that let me jump very far like in the Nike commercials, but they should not be dangerous. I don't want my parents to worry.