Satan's Claws (Santa Claus): Satanic Deception

[FFH]

No they aren't. :sarcastic Matt Stone is a Jew, for one, and Trey Parker was raised Buddhist.

LDS community info floating around here in the Salt Lake area are that they were both LDS members at one time. Googled it and can't find anything to back that up, so I had some wrong info, thanks for setting that straight.

From wiki
"Stone's mother is Jewish and his father is of Irish descent, and Stone grew up agnostic and considers himself ethnically Jewish."

"Parker's father set out to raise him in the Buddhist teachings of Alan Watts, the philosopher".

 

[FFH]

Hey, FFH! Tell us the names of the 12 reindeer.

Okay, so I got it wrong.

Nine.

Silly me.

 

[fantome profane]

Hey, FFH! Tell us the names of the 12 reindeer.

1. Dasher
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Vixen
5. Comet
6. Cupid
7. Donner
8. Blitzen
9. Rudolph
10. Olive (the other reindeer)
11. Robbie (Rudolfs little brother)
12. Judas (the reindeer who betrayed Santa)

 

[Nanda]

1. Dasher
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Vixen
5. Comet
6. Cupid
7. Donner
8. Blitzen
9. Rudolph
10. Olive (the other reindeer)
11. Robbie (Rudolfs little brother)
12. Judas (the reindeer who betrayed Santa)

Olive is the best reindeer ever. Even if she is a dog.

 

[Katzpur]

1. Dasher
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Vixen
5. Comet
6. Cupid
7. Donner
8. Blitzen
9. Rudolph
10. Olive (the other reindeer)
11. Robbie (Rudolfs little brother)
12. Judas (the reindeer who betrayed Santa)

I can't believe I've fruballed you too recently to frubal you again now. Oh well... Olive has always been my favorite reindeer. She's the only female reindeer. Without her, the whole bunch of them would be lost because nobody would stop to ask directions.

 

[FFH]

Guess we really don't know which South Park animator is an LDS apostate.

Gordon B Hinckley mentions South Park episode and apostate South Park animator in talk.

Gordon B. Hinckley, Regional Conference Talk, November 22, 2003

"Very recently a certain animated moving picture was projected be electronic means and distributed through the Internet. I have not seen it, nor do I anticipate doing so. But I am told that it is laden with the use of profanity and it distorts the wonderful and marvelous work of the Prophet Joseph Smith.

Not only is this animated picture not suitable for the youth of the Church, all members are counseled against viewing such material.

It should be further known that one of the creators of this work is an apostate of the Church. Viewing such material will be considered sympathizing with an apostate."

Quote from President Hinckley

 

[fantome profane]

Olive has always been my favorite reindeer. She's the only female reindeer. Without her, the whole bunch of them would be lost because nobody would stop to ask directions.

Yeah, but she was mean, she never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games.

I’ve had a few girlfriends like that myself.:help:

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Yeah, but she was mean, she never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games.

I’ve had a few girlfriends like that myself.:help:

Maybe he wanted to play the wrong kind of games.




Peace,
Mystic

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Santa is nice.

 

[Bishka]

Guess we really don't know which South Park animator is an LDS apostate.

Gordon B Hinckley mentions South Park episode and apostate South Park animator in talk.

Gordon B. Hinckley, Regional Conference Talk, November 22, 2003

"Very recently a certain animated moving picture was projected be electronic means and distributed through the Internet. I have not seen it, nor do I anticipate doing so. But I am told that it is laden with the use of profanity and it distorts the wonderful and marvelous work of the Prophet Joseph Smith.

Not only is this animated picture not suitable for the youth of the Church, all members are counseled against viewing such material.

It should be further known that one of the creators of this work is an apostate of the Church. Viewing such material will be considered sympathizing with an apostate."

Could you give a link?

 

[Don Penguinoini]

FFH, santa cant poison people. Santa is just a fat guy in a delivery suit. I mean, he must be nice, he got his wife to make that for him.

 

[Nanda]

Guess we really don't know which South Park animator is an LDS apostate.

Gordon B. Hinckley, Regional Conference Talk, November 22, 2003

"Very recently a certain animated moving picture was projected be electronic means and distributed through the Internet. I have not seen it, nor do I anticipate doing so. But I am told that it is laden with the use of profanity and it distorts the wonderful and marvelous work of the Prophet Joseph Smith.

Not only is this animated picture not suitable for the youth of the Church, all members are counseled against viewing such material.

It should be further known that one of the creators of this work is an apostate of the Church. Viewing such material will be considered sympathizing with an apostate."

That sounds just vague enough to be completely made-up. Since Matt and Trey are the creators, and neither of them were LDS, I'd have to say that Mr. Hinckley didn't bother to get his facts straight. This seems to happen quite often when a church decides to start a crusade.

 

[FFH]

Could you give a link?

Yeah, looking for one right now.

 

[FFH]

FFH, santa cant poison people. Santa is just a fat guy in a delivery suit. I mean, he must be nice, he got his wife to make that for him.

It's the obvious "I am God/antichrist" message behind it all.

"He knows when you've been bad or good".

God is all knowing (omniscient)

Not such a good fictional character to raise your kids on, making them believe he's real. A very anti-Christian tradition, if you ask me.

It slaps Christ and Christianity blatantly in the face.

Satan will use things that seem harmless, to spiritually destroy our lives, in any way he can, even in this extremely subtle way. He laughs at our spiritual ignorance.

Wake up and smell the "cookies and milk".

Yeah Santa was here he ate the cookies and milk, see kids.

Ugh...a disgusting tradition to raise kids on.

It's a slap in the face to God.

Very dangerous water to be treading on.

 

[FFH]

Doctrine and Covenants 68: 25, 28 (LDS scripture)

25 And again, inasmuch as parents have children in Zion, or in any of her stakes which are organized, that teach them not to understand the doctrine of repentance, faith in Christ the Son of the living God, and of baptism and the gift of the Holy Ghost by the laying on of the hands, when eight years old, the sin be upon the heads of the parents.

• • •

28 And they shall also teach their children to pray, and to walk uprightly before the Lord.

 

[Bishka]

Yeah Santa was here he ate the cookies and milk, see kids.

Ugh...disgusting evil tradition to raise kids on, disgusting.

It's a slap in the face to God.

Very dangerous water to be treading on.

Newsflash.

Santa is not real, and on that note, neither is Harry Potter and whole host of other items you find "demonic." To put so much demonic stock in something that is not real is a bit silly. Why not tell the children they aren't real? That's all it really takes. None of this bible code/demonic nonsense.

 

[FFH]

Newsflash.

Santa is not real, and on that note, neither is Harry Potter and whole host of other items you find "demonic." To put so much demonic stock in something that is not real is a bit silly. Why not tell the children they aren't real? That's all it really takes. None of this bible code/demonic nonsense.

Uh, duh, seriously how can the message of this thread slip past most.

It's the message parents raise kids on and make them believe, at such a young and impressionable age, NOT GOOD.

Parents look like idiots, from there on out, and kids lose respect for them because of this.

Kids need to be raised on God not Santa (Satan/Satanic traditions).

 

[Bishka]

Uh, duh, seriously how can the message of this thread slip past most.

It's the message parents raise kids on and make them believe, at such a young and impressionable age, NOT GOOD.

Parents look like idiots, from there on out, and kids lose respect for them because of this.

Kids need to be raised on God not Santa (Satan/Satanic traditions).

Like I said, none of this bible code/demonic nonsense.

 

[silvermoon383]

Or maybe you should just get a life and let people enjoy the holidays w/o someone trying to cram such worthless crap down their throat.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

AHH HARRY POTTER!!! Those glasses of evil! I am to burn in hell! ARGH!!