Say Something Secretly True About the Next Poster!

[Sunstone]

In this thread, instead of saying something about the poster before you, you must say something about the poster after you. And it's got to be secretly true.

I will start:

The next poster in this thread is secretly wearing their thong backwards.

 

[whereismynotecard]

The next poster is secretly a hooker.

 

[Sunstone]

The next poster is secretly in love with me.

 

[Sunstone]

That would fit me, of course.

 

[Sunstone]

The next poster secretly runs a Colombian Drug Cartel from their parent's basement.

 

[whereismynotecard]

That would fit me, of course.

I didn't know that was a secret...

The next person secretly watches Teletubies at night when no one else is awake.

 

[Kodanshi]

How did you know?!

The next poster secretly takes candid pictures of men using a tiny, hidden camera embedded in their sunglasses.

 

[Me Myself]

How else do you want me to pay the gas?!!

The next poster is ilegally smuggling smurfs

 

[ChristineES]

You can get a lot for those smurfs.

The next poster secretly hoards those Peeps they sell at Easter time.

 

[Bob Dixon]

OK, OK, it's true!

The next poster has a huge crush on Ayn Rand and pleasures himself/herself to Atlas Shrugged.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

OK, OK, it's true!

The next poster has a huge crush on Ayn Rand and pleasures himself/herself to Atlas Shrugged.

Yeah? So? Objectivism is soooooo hot.....

The next poster secretly re-uses toilet paper in order to live more ecologically friendly and to save money.

 

[Meow Mix]

I have to save mother earth, man!

The next poster secretly digs Britney Spears's music.

 

[Songbird]

I DO want to hit her one more time!

The next poster secretly hates making left turns while driving and will drive miles out of the way to make only right turns to get to his/her destination.

 

[Meow Mix]

Actually, Mythbusters found that making only right turns is more efficient. Joke's on you!

The next poster collects sporous fungi and molds.

 

[Sunstone]

And why shouldn't I have pets I can intellectually relate to?

The next poster is green with envy of his or her own ego.

 

[Songbird]

And why shouldn't I have pets I can intellectually relate to?

The next poster is green with envy of his or her own ego.

Well? My ego's super.

(MM, I did know that. )

The next poster can't pee without verbally coaxing him or herself. "You can do it, little buddy!"

 

[ChristineES]

My bladder works for me and not against me.

The next poster sings arias in the shower.

 

[HiddenDjinn]

The next poster sees me as an evil presence and is still obsessed with the idea that I may one day smile at him/her lovingly.