Seeking

[Meow Mix]

I don't know where to go, I need to find a religion that fits what I believe... I have this strong belief that there is a vast flying thing with noodly appendages but none of the religions I've looked at incorporate this thing. Can anyone help?












(Note: this is obviously a parody and not meant to be offensive to anyone seriously seeking spiritual advice, just a little tongue-in-cheek fun!)

 

[Noaidi]

I don't know where to go, I need to find a religion that fits what I believe... I have this strong belief that there is a vast flying thing with noodly appendages but none of the religions I've looked at incorporate this thing. Can anyone help?

Meditate with a Pot Noodle. The noodly appendage will touch you when you are ready.

 

[Revoltingest]

Clearly, Revoltifarianism is the unfaith for you.
No dogma.
No tithing.
No problem.

 

[Noaidi]

Clearly, Revoltifarianism is the unfaith for you.
No dogma.
No tithing.
No problem.

Ignore him.

Revelation in the form of Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle is awaiting you. Accept nothing else. It is the true path of Jah Pastafari.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ignore him.

Revelation in the form of Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle is awaiting you. Accept nothing else. It is the true path of Jah Pastafari.

Revoltifarianism is compatible with Pastafarianism.
Ra men!

 

[Noaidi]

Ra men!

Like it!

 

[Biblestudent_007]

Just be true to yourself and who are you are. :rainbow1:

 

[Copernicus]

I recommend a pilgrimage to Italy, especially Siena, Tuscany. There you will find pici. You will need to eat many Pici dishes in all their varieties, and do not forget to wash them down with lots of local Chianti Classico. After you have achieved this step in your pilgrimage, you must make your way to Montepulciano, where you may try a variety of pasta dishes with vino nobile de Montepulciano. I assure you that you will achieve spiritual enlightenment there. I did.

 

[Ahanit]

Ahhh you are searching the great flying Spagetti Monster...

Yes I have seen it sometimes on my path flying through the borders between the outer and inner world

:fsm: here here he is.......

Worship him with eating his body (spagettie) and Blood (Tomato Sauce) HMMMM wonderful... I am Hungry :faint:

 

[Adramelek]

Just be true to yourself and who are you are. :rainbow1:

Words to live by 007. Frubals coming your way.

Xepera-Xeper-Xeperu= "The Self-Created god Creates Creations."
/Adramelek\

 

[Adramelek]

Worship him with eating his body (spagettie) and Blood (Tomato Sauce) HMMMM wonderful.

Hehe, stay Hungery Ahanit.

 

[it's_sam]

Ya I was gonna say the flying spaghetti monster sounds like what your talking about. I had actualy heard they started a religion about it. Ill see what I can find. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[Reptillian]

Perhaps Cthulhu or some other Lovecraftian abomination is right for you. Be warned though that a even a glimpse of the unfiltered truth may tax your sanity to the limit.

 

[sandandfoam]

... I have this strong belief that there is a ..... thing with noodly appendages.... Can anyone help?

Noodly appendages? - the corner of the trampoline gym.
He answers to Sunstone

Unless you prefer small noodly appendages. Word has it that mball is in a corner there too

 

[Cypress]

Dude

The ONLY TRUE Messiah​