Should Ketchup Play An Even Larger Role In the World's Religions?

[Sunstone]

Should the sacred role of ketchup in the world's religions be expanded, contracted, or allowed to remain about the same as it is?

 

[darkpenguin]

It should be given it's own country to rule!

 

[Sunstone]

It should be given it's own country to rule!

I myself have long thought so.

 

[Todd]

Should the sacred role of ketchup in the world's religions be expanded, contracted, or allowed to remain about the same as it is?

Yes, and the Ketchup religion will rule over the planet of Mustard, since Ketchup is obviously greater than the Mustard people.

 

[Jaymes]

Should we allow the same role for green ketchup?

 

[CaptainXeroid]

I guess I am a ketchup/catsup agnostic. I don't doubt the existance of the stuff, but I just do not observe its existance on my plate.

Does anyone else think that because they cannot agree on the spelling, the worshippers of the Church of the Pureed Tomatos are divided and that division supports a diminished role of ketchup?

BTW...due to certain people cramming mustard down my throat, I am less supportive of that faith as well.

Not flaming....just wondering. Really...I learn by asking these questions.

 

[doppelganger]

Should the sacred role of ketchup in the world's religions be expanded, contracted, or allowed to remain about the same as it is?

It must. The condiment of the beast is salsa. Repent, Taco Bell patrons!

 

[Hema]

Yes, and it begins with us! We must spread ketchup on others so they too will be cleansed! :yes:

 

[darkpenguin]

We should fill the seas with ketchup and let animals know the warmth of the great ruler ketchup!