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Sinners in the hands of a happy God

  • Thread starter angellous_evangellous
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Hmmm. What if Edwards' God had some therapy and wasn't bent on destroying everything?

Wonder what that would do to Edwards.:cool:
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
This has already been done on "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald." :p

Tickle-torture is a powerful motivation for subservience.




Peace,
Mystic
 

joeboonda

Well-Known Member
I am thankful that God is a happy God, he laughs at the foolishness of the wicked. I am glad God loved me enough to warn me about his attribute of justice, of intolerance toward, not the sinner, but toward sin. I am glad God loved me enough to pay the wages of sin for me by dying on the cross. Surely he died to save us from something, what was it Jesus kept warning us about? Oh, yeah, I remember...
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Nope... she's pretty sincere with her elbows

Well then maybe she's affirming that she doesn't deserve damnation through tickle-torture? Or even damnation at all? LOL

In light of that, daddy, maybe your wife is feisty and wise enough to recognize that perspective and is actively rebelling against intimidation tactics. :flirt:




Peace,
Mystic
 

Willamena

Just me
Premium Member
Happy, happy God: hamster :
Happy happy! :monkey:
Happy happy, God:bunny:
Tickle tickle!:badger:


I think I just wrote my second poem! (Good idea, glad I thought of it.)
 

joeboonda

Well-Known Member
He's a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy God,
He's a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy God,
He's a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy God,
He's a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy God!
...and a consuming fire! tra-la! :cool:
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
Oh what a beautiful morning!

Oh what a beautiful day!

I've got a wonderful feeling

God is freakin' happy today! :curtsy: :cloud9:
 

wizanda

One Accepts All Religious Texts
Premium Member
"Sinners in the hands of a happy God"....
Would send me to talk to you all...:angel2:
 
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