Skinny Dipping

[linwood]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast

 

[Majikthise]

That's a gem!:biglaugh:

 

[CaptainXeroid]

OMG...I'm hurting here from laughing so hard! Good one.

 

[martha]

Oh brother, how sweet! One of the ladies said, " Aligator my eye!" "We are wise to ye mister, so go off with you, you silly, lustful old buggar!" So with tail between his legs and a sly smile upon his face, he started off to home!

 

[Saint Xtreme]

Man, that's a great one.

 

[QTpi]

That was great! I really needed a good laugh and that sure made me laugh! :biglaugh:

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That was the best joke ive heard in a long time.

 

[Master Vigil]

That was hilarious. But I need to spread Karma around before I give it to you again.

 

[Snowbear]

LOL Frubals for that one

 

[angellous_evangellous]

That's an old one... wonder what NetDoc thinks of it... he lives in gator country.

 

[johnnys4life]

Old Perv!!!

 

[johnnys4life]

What kind of world is this when a girl can't even have an innocent swim amidst nature in the buff without having discussions with all the old pervs that come along. I hate it when that happens.

 

[Pah]

What kind of world is this when a girl can't even have an innocent swim amidst nature in the buff without having discussions with all the old pervs that come along. I hate it when that happens.

Aside from taking the joke too seriously, the farmer owned the pond. If I only have a mud puddle out back does that make me less a pervert? Hehehe, I do have a hotub on the patio (no mud in it though) and I would investigate strangers in it.

 

[johnnys4life]

Pah I take everything too seriously, u know that. Everything is serious, even if it isn't.

I didnt' realize that about it being his property, in that case he can do whatever he wants, they are trespassers.

I just don't like jokes about naked chicks. If we are going to tell them, we should at least tell some jokes about naked dudes to balance things out. Not that 2 wrongs make a right, but at least that would create a semblance of gender equality.

 

[jewscout]

that's classic!

 

[Engyo]

I just don't like jokes about naked chicks. If we are going to tell them, we should at least tell some jokes about naked dudes to balance things out. Not that 2 wrongs make a right, but at least that would create a semblance of gender equality.

So, reverse it. Tell it as a woman farmer going down to pick HER apples, and finding several hunky young guys skinny dipping.......

 

[Scuba Pete]

Last time -I- skinny dipped in a farmers pond here in Orlando, I had to have salt dug out of my backside. There was a gator in that pond too!

BTW, we don't have peach trees down here!

 

[johnnys4life]

So, reverse it. Tell it as a woman farmer going down to pick HER apples, and finding several hunky young guys skinny dipping.......

Yeah but in that case in reality she'd probably just yell at them for being hooligans and leave. That's what I would do.

 

[Pah]

Last time -I- skinny dipped in a farmers pond here in Orlando, I had to have salt dug out of my backside. There was a gator in that pond too!

BTW, we don't have peach trees down here!

Does that farmer pepper the meat for the alligator as well as salt it?

 

[Ceridwen018]

I think its a funny joke.