Trust me - my emotions are completely and totally in check in "real life". You'd be completely surprised, I'd imagine, to know how reigned in I keep them. I go for logic and rationality first, assess the situation, come to a logical and completely defensible position and stick to it until (if) I am proved to be wrong. I don't get dramatic, don't yell, don't "break things." Those types of reactions are, in my estimation, signs of abject weakness. If a person can't control their emotions in a conversation, then it usually only strengthens my resolve to stay calm, composed and collected. And guess who comes back asking forgiveness for their behavior when the conversation abruptly ends because they become so ticked off at my rationality (and, more likely, the fact that they can't maintain theirs) that they give up and walk away? It so happens that online I have found that being entirely calm and collected doesn't actually spark people to think. If words are too drab, and don't contain a spark of excitement, they are glossed over, or not even read at all.
There are, quite simply, facts about what I would and would not do. Given a sudden command by a God who has been absent throughout my entire life, my response would easily and quickly be "Who is this joker?" And I feel it is precisely my intellectual calibration that holds human beings as FAR more important than any God concept. God concepts are a dime a dozen. No... let me correct that bit there... they are worthless. Zero of anything of worth for every 6-8 billion god concepts. How's that? That's seems a lot more correct in my estimation.
It's funny how theists say these things as if they matter. There are so many problems with this scenario that it doesn't just get some "Free pass" no matter how you slice it. For example - God wasn't going to have Abraham actually do it - which is one reason it is so ridiculous in the first place. God DID apparently know that it would have been wrong for Abraham to kill his son - so He never intended to let him do it. But don't you see how impossibly stupid that is? Let me break it down:
1. God decides to test Abraham by asking Him to do something even He knows is wrong
2. Abraham complies and decides to do this very wrong thing
3. God stops him so that he doesn't complete the sacrifice
4. God praises Abraham for being willing to do something wrong, just because God asked.
Horrible. Just horrible. If anything, what God had proven was that his followers were mindless zealots, incapable of thinking for themselves and acting on their own instincts. As a leader, is that what you would want? Would you want the people under you to never question your motives and just blindly carry out your orders, expecting that if you ordered them, they must be the best thing to be doing? Isn't that exactly what we chastise dictatorships for?(think Hitler's troops here, and their willingness to commit atrocities against the Jews - and their later attempts to be exonerated because they were "just following orders")
Honestly, I feel that it only takes thinking about these things just a little bit to see how horrible they are. How horrible the prescriptions in The Bible are. How horrible God is if He actually exists and The Bible is accurate in its stories and descriptions of Him. This is not stuff that is "good" for humanity... which is why I don't like it. Doesn't get more simple than that.
By the way - I don't believe in Satan either. So you can stop telling me how he ruined your life any time - unless you can come up with some compelling evidence for his existence as well - which we both know that you cannot do. Oh well... I can't be bothered to care, honestly. Just another unsubstantiated claim that ranks only as highly on the "deserves-attention-meter" as the wildest of conspiracy theories. I honestly don't think that theists understand how wholly some of us do not, at all, need religion, or belief in some "divine power" in our lives. I don't need it at all. Not at all. Not even close. You seriously have no idea - it is hilarious to me when people try and pull the "you know you secretly believe" crap with me. Just a joke. And one that isn't even funny at that.