So Mrs. Wirey thought our bed was too hard

[Wirey]

She bought a foam pad for it, which started giving me a sore lower back. That developed into back spasms, necessitating a trip to the emergency room (I literally couldn't walk) and a prescription for Oxycodone. The pills are sitting on my counter because I'm terrified of them. I haven't been posting because this is the first time in 10 days I could walk down the stairs to the basement and get at the computer. On the bright side, I was supposed to get a contract extension at work and this queered it. I hated that crap hole.

As an aside, you want to have a fun morning? Spend three days constipated because of the injection you got for pain, and then squeeze out a two footer that's so dry it could absorb sand while all the muscles in your lower back jump and clench so painfully that you actually yell and almost fall off. It's like Satan is sizing up your butthole for a garbage can and using a rib spreader to check if he can get his leg in there, too.

So, who missed my gentle prose?

 

[sun rise]

The graphic description of bodily functions was missing here.

For what it's worth, my wife and I have a king size "select comfort" bed which allows each of us to do whatever we want to our half of the bed. It's expensive but the worth has been proven.

 

[columbus]

On the bright side, I was supposed to get a contract extension at work and this queered it. I hated that crap hole.

On behalf of SJWs everywhere, I am totally offended and have reported this post for immediate prosecution.

(That was just a little good to see you present)

Glad you're back
Tom

 

[WalterTrull]

For what it's worth, my wife and I have a king size "select comfort" bed which allows each of us to do whatever we want to our half of the bed. It's expensive but the worth has been proven.

Tell us more about that bed!!

 

[Wu Wei]

having spent time in the hospital due to a herniated disk...... I feel your pain.....

 

[Old Scratch]

She bought a foam pad for it, which started giving me a sore lower back. That developed into back spasms, necessitating a trip to the emergency room (I literally couldn't walk) and a prescription for Oxycodone. The pills are sitting on my counter because I'm terrified of them. I haven't been posting because this is the first time in 10 days I could walk down the stairs to the basement and get at the computer. On the bright side, I was supposed to get a contract extension at work and this queered it. I hated that crap hole.

As an aside, you want to have a fun morning? Spend three days constipated because of the injection you got for pain, and then squeeze out a two footer that's so dry it could absorb sand while all the muscles in your lower back jump and clench so painfully that you actually yell and almost fall off. It's like Satan is sizing up your butthole for a garbage can and using a rib spreader to check if he can get his leg in there, too.

Mrs Wirey My dutiful & effective servant is.
My wildest dreams this exceeded!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sorry about your pain.

 

[Revoltingest]

She bought a foam pad for it, which started giving me a sore lower back. That developed into back spasms, necessitating a trip to the emergency room (I literally couldn't walk) and a prescription for Oxycodone. The pills are sitting on my counter because I'm terrified of them. I haven't been posting because this is the first time in 10 days I could walk down the stairs to the basement and get at the computer. On the bright side, I was supposed to get a contract extension at work and this queered it. I hated that crap hole.

As an aside, you want to have a fun morning? Spend three days constipated because of the injection you got for pain, and then squeeze out a two footer that's so dry it could absorb sand while all the muscles in your lower back jump and clench so painfully that you actually yell and almost fall off. It's like Satan is sizing up your butthole for a garbage can and using a rib spreader to check if he can get his leg in there, too.

So, who missed my gentle prose?

Well, take solace in the fact that it could've been much much worse.
It could've been my back!

Did you try Ibuprofen?
I find it to be useful, especially taking at the first sign of any soreness which might escalate.

 

[idav]

She bought a foam pad for it, which started giving me a sore lower back. That developed into back spasms, necessitating a trip to the emergency room (I literally couldn't walk) and a prescription for Oxycodone. The pills are sitting on my counter because I'm terrified of them. I haven't been posting because this is the first time in 10 days I could walk down the stairs to the basement and get at the computer. On the bright side, I was supposed to get a contract extension at work and this queered it. I hated that crap hole.

As an aside, you want to have a fun morning? Spend three days constipated because of the injection you got for pain, and then squeeze out a two footer that's so dry it could absorb sand while all the muscles in your lower back jump and clench so painfully that you actually yell and almost fall off. It's like Satan is sizing up your butthole for a garbage can and using a rib spreader to check if he can get his leg in there, too.

So, who missed my gentle prose?

Oh man I hear you, consitpation is a pain in the butt. Makes sense to avoid narcotics cause it makes it worse. I'm deathly afraid of those pills too.

 

[BSM1]

I, for one, am certainly glad everything came out alright at the end.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, take solace in the fact that it could've been much much worse.
It could've been my back!

Did you try Ibuprofen?
I find it to be useful, especially taking at the first sign of any soreness which might escalate.

IBUPROFEN!!!!! Are you MAD!!!! that is a gate way drug..... next thing you know he'll be popping Tylenol 2s and before you know it......

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

She bought a foam pad for it, which started giving me a sore lower back. That developed into back spasms, necessitating a trip to the emergency room (I literally couldn't walk) and a prescription for Oxycodone. The pills are sitting on my counter because I'm terrified of them. I haven't been posting because this is the first time in 10 days I could walk down the stairs to the basement and get at the computer. On the bright side, I was supposed to get a contract extension at work and this queered it. I hated that crap hole.

As an aside, you want to have a fun morning? Spend three days constipated because of the injection you got for pain, and then squeeze out a two footer that's so dry it could absorb sand while all the muscles in your lower back jump and clench so painfully that you actually yell and almost fall off. It's like Satan is sizing up your butthole for a garbage can and using a rib spreader to check if he can get his leg in there, too.

So, who missed my gentle prose?

Oh gosh... you almost described my life and uncomfortable medical conditions at the moment..
silly me, i tripped over the cat on my concrete driveway, and severely injured my hip (fell on the keys in my pocket ) a week in hospital .... home now thankfully but walking with one of them frame things,

Pain !!!!!

 

[sun rise]

Tell us more about that bed!!

Sleep Number Site | Adjustable Beds, Memory Foam Mattresses, Kids Beds, Pillows & More

 

[Shadow Wolf]

As an aside, you want to have a fun morning? Spend three days constipated because of the injection you got for pain, and then squeeze out a two footer that's so dry it could absorb sand while all the muscles in your lower back jump and clench so painfully that you actually yell and almost fall off.

Asides from the injection, it sounds like a bad IBS-C flair up. Definitely not a pleasant experience.
Glad you're alright.

 

[WalterTrull]

Sleep Number Site | Adjustable Beds, Memory Foam Mattresses, Kids Beds, Pillows & More

Don't mean to hijack the thread but: You really like, right? I've been surfing for beds (stenosis) and seriously looking at that one. Then I chanced upon someone touting "purple" beds who said she had a sleep number, but it sagged and didn't give support. Just a red herring?

 

[sun rise]

Don't mean to hijack the thread but: You really like, right? I've been surfing for beds (stenosis) and seriously looking at that one. Then I chanced upon someone touting "purple" beds who said she had a sleep number, but it sagged and didn't give support. Just a red herring?

Yes, we really like. But try in the store with various settings to get a hint if you'd like it.

 

[DavidFirth]

Tell us more about that bed!!

I like beds.

 

[WalterTrull]

Yes, we really like. But try in the store with various settings to get a hint if you'd like it.

thanks.