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[Kathryn]

• Virginian: When you call me that, smile.
• Trampas: With a gun against my belly, I always smile.

 

[Revoltingest]

"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election.
And yet, if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
That’s democracy for you."

 

[Spice]

Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!

 

[Revoltingest]

"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

 

[Jedster]

“He Shot My Dog!”​

 

[Kathryn]

I didn't ask for the anal probe.

 

[We Never Know]

You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it.

 

[an anarchist]

Omae Wa Mou… Shindeiru!

 

[Martin]

We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

It's a Browncoat thing...

 

[Kathryn]

Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

 

[Kathryn]

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the war room!

 

[RestlessSoul]

Play it again, Sam.

Of all the gin joints in all the world, you had to walk into mine

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I aim to misbehave!

 

[Kathryn]

"Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"​

 

[Stevicus]

"Ahh, but the strawberries! That's - that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with - geometric logic - that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I'd have PRODUCED that key if they hadn't've pulled the Caine out of action! I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers -

Umm... naturally, I can only cover these things roughly, from - memory... but if I've left anything out... why, you just ask me - specific questions and I'll be - perfectly happy to answer them... one by one."

 

[Stevicus]

• Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
• Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
• Bud: All free? Free my ***. What are you, a ****in' commie? Huh?
• Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
• Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

 

[Balthazzar]

“I’ve been thinking about this. If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time?”

 

[Balthazzar]

“Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”

 

[Balthazzar]

People on ‘ludes should not drive.”