Super-human ability survey

[Scruffitude]

Q. If you could have any super-human ability (call it a superpower if you like), what would it be and why?

Thread inspired by texan1's response in this thread: http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/1340095-post7.html

Some suggestions:

Typical comic-book superhero powers:
Super speed, flying, super jump, bulletproof skin, super stretchiness, invisibility, super strength, fast regeneration (super heal), X-ray vision, TK (telekinesis)

Other powers:
Time control, electricity manipulation, ESP, clairvoyance, astral projection

Be creative, think outside the box!

 

[Breathe]

...can I make money?

 

[BucephalusBB]

...can I make money?

So you want the time-control then

 

[Heneni]

I want to have the ability to tranform from one type of energy to another.

 

[doppelganger]

How about superhuman compassion so I don't use my other superpowers for selfish or arrogant purposes so much? Isn't that what most superheroes learn in these stories anyway?

 

[texan1]

I do wish I could fly, as it would make my commutes much easier and would be a very "green" way to travel.

 

[Green Gaia]

I have the ability to empower women to take control of their lives. :ww:

 

[Breathe]

So you want the time-control then

Naw. Summon it.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

For years, I'd been working on my own special super power to be able to send people into a raging orgasm with a single look. However, Trey Parker and Matt Stone stole my trademark and turned it into the movie Orgazmo.

 

[BucephalusBB]

For years, I'd been working on my own special super power to be able to send people into a raging orgasm with a single look. However, Trey Parker and Matt Stone stole my trademark and turned it into the movie Orgazmo.

Well, it works almost with every post you make. Keep practising :flirt:

 

[BucephalusBB]

O, I would like to have jedi-like powers so I can move objects with my thoughts.

... like skirts...
I allready practice with the doors at the supermarket. The open up for me, but not fast enough...
You should see the people around me being fascinated with my powers.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Well, it works almost with every post you make. Keep practising :flirt:

Well, get your butt over here so I can keep practicing.

When it isn't working, we can take a break and watch how you try to beat me at Guitar Hero.

 

[BucephalusBB]

Well, get your butt over here so I can keep practicing.

When it isn't working, we can take a break and watch how you try to beat me at Guitar Hero.

Nah, your previous post was better... But don't let that stop you from trying though

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Nah, your previous post was better... But don't let that stop you from trying though

Phew. Looks like I really DO need to practice more on my super-human power.

*slowly glances down, then up again with a knowing and coy smile*

 

[MoonWater]

I'd want to have powers like beast boy, to transform into any animal at will. Then I could fly, and have super strength, swim in the depths of the ocean, and run really fast too. Though I'd also like the ability to communicate with animals and plants too. That would be cool.

 

[Women_Of_Reason]

I want to have the ability to tranform from one type of energy to another.

You can already do that: Your brain sends an electric impulse to your legs and this electromagnetic energy is transformed into kinetic energy so you start to move.

I want to be omniscient and omnipotent... That's all.

 

[Mister_T]

I wouldn't mind having Superman-like powers.

 

[Troublemane]

I'd like to be able to change my mind at will....wait, no I don't. :trampo:

 

[Mister Emu]

Super Saijan powers

 

[Draka]

Well, I've always thought Jean Grey had just the most awesome abilities. If I could have any...it would be hers. Maybe even in Phoenix form as well...but hopefully have control over it and not the other way around.

If I had to choose just one...telekinesis. To the UBER extent of Jean Grey and Sylar/Gabriel from Heroes.