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Supporting Trump, now a religion?
- Thread starter Kapalika
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Pastafarianism is both honest with its tenets and constructive on its goals.
Right there it has two solid advantages over whatever motivated that woman in the OP's picture.
Right there it has two solid advantages over whatever motivated that woman in the OP's picture.
Bob the Unbeliever
Well-Known Member
Give it a generation or three, and you'll have very serious branches of it. Look at Jediasm.
The Kilted Heathen
Crow FreyjasmaðR
Not a Black Sun, it's a kolovrat; a Slavic sunwheel that represents the turn of the year and the life cycle.
Luciferi Baphomet
Lucifer, is my Liberator
Oh ok. I guess I was confused with the other symbol.
That's what I'm saying...
WHILE GAZING AT HIS FLOCK — 1,500 SEATED IN FRONT OF HIM — TRUMP SPEAKS: “I’M A TRUE BELIEVER. IS EVERYBODY A TRUE BELIEVER IN THIS ROOM?”
The Church of Trump
It is upfront, honest, and dislikes misleading people, for three.
I can easily think of at least a half dozen doctrines out of the top of my head. And Coleslaw.
What do they use as communion wafers?
Gluten free rice crackers or else they are heretics.
psychoslice
Veteran Member
Bull crap, I mean it, that's not sarcasm baby.Extreme sarcasm? The very best kind of sarcasm.
psychoslice
Veteran Member
Not supporting Trump, now a circus lol.
I was hoping it would be pepperonis.
Some churches I've known have had all-you-can-eat spaghetti nights (usually on Fridays). I imagine the Pastafarians have some real wing-dings which would make the typical church spaghetti night look rather tame.
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This might be interesting. Anyone who criticizes Trump may end up immortalized in some future "Bible" of Trumpianity. If Trump is ever impeached, whoever leads the proceedings could go down in history as the next Pontius Pilate. The name "Hillary," of course, would become synonymous with "Satan." This could be the next big religion.
Jeremiahcp
Well-Known Jerk
Jeremiahcp
Well-Known Jerk
Trump is coming out with a new hat:
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I think next time I get my picture taken for my license, they can kiss my ***, god said to never remove my glasses for mere mortals for they don't come off any other time anyways. And I will dare them to prove me wrong. I will cite science as my religion, and the mandate for glasses that has come from reading its many holy texts.
People **** me off. I can tell where someone tried to peel my own Darwin fish/I support science sticker off my cry. Half tempts me to go through all the work to electrify the area near so the next good little Christian gets a surprise.
psychoslice
Veteran Member
Ha, makes more sense than old Jesusy boy lol.
Old Scratch
Active Member
Careful you should be, puny human!