Old Scratch
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Hmmmm.....on all fours walking.....knuckles weight bearing.....copious hair infested with nits....grunting & farting.....to Me human this appears.
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Taking a break, and btw Naykidape is me
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Quagmire decided he needed to take some time to get in touch with his inner monkey.
Old Scratch
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Hmmmm.......
Quagmire....
Ape....
Now if you can find one of Caesar in a Hawaiian shirt, you'll have him pegged.
Old Scratch
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Your Dark Lord pegging does not do!Now if you can find one of Caesar in a Hawaiian shirt, you'll have him pegged.
But Hawaiian shirts most wicked are.
I think it's crazy that these humminz still haven't figured out that those are the real reason they got kicked out of the garden.
Old Scratch
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Puny humans! Such large brains....and yet, so little use they are!
"And I give you to wear any of the shirts and tops in the garden. But the loud, floral designs in the midst of the Garden, these yea shall not wear, lest yea clash with all that I have wrought".
Man, I knew we should have hung on to the original copy.
They serve as a warning to the rest of us primates: evolving? Might want to think this through.
Old Scratch
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Rules made to be broken are!
Yeah, but there's no excuse for bad taste.
Old Scratch
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Excuses for the weak are!
The strong as they please do!
Better bad taste than to be chaste!
Old Scratch
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May your nightmares with terror & evil delights be filled!
Oh dang, now where am I gonna find another hero !!!
Look at it this way Lady B: now you have a hero with a secret identity.