TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF...

[Wildswanderer]

All in caps because I hate this question. I have a job interview today and I'm sure it will come up. Right now my honest answer would be...

I'm very depressed, I've spent the previous few years being actively suicidal. I have no social life because I live in a tiny village that neighbours a run-down town. I didn't go to university so I have no stories from there, thank goodness. I'm hyper-religious and I have basically stayed indoors the last two years because, well, the government told me to. I'm super tired as usual because I have crippling insomnia and I have literally no idea how I'm ever actually meant to be up on time even if you did give me this job, but please give me this job because otherwise I might try to jump off a bridge again.



How about you???

I like my life.
I like sunsets and sunrises and the ocean.
I like eating steak and fish.
I like Dr Pepper, but no diet soda please.
I like the country and get claustrophobic in any city.
I like fall the best, but all seasons have good parts.

I love the smell of woodsmoke and also burnt gunpowder, and damp leaves and evergreen trees.
I like fishing for Bass.
Does this sound like a singles ad?
Sorry, I'm married.

 

[ChristineM]

Paris? I would love to see Paris one day.

Go for it, it is a wonderful city.

I'll tell you now though, the pavements are far harder and therefore more painful than pavements in any other city.

And there are even parks for rabbits to play in, just be careful of the discarded needles and condoms.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Go for it, it is a wonderful city.

I'll tell you now though, the pavements are far harder and therefore more painful than pavements in any other city.

And there are even parks for rabbits to play in, just be careful of the discarded needles and condoms.

I've got these lucky rabbits feet, so maybe that will help.