The 51st state of the USA: Mexico?

[Spiderman]

If enough Mexicans want to be American, how about we bypass the wall idea and just make Mexico the 51st state of America? Problem solved! Not through force of course, and they can keep their flag. If only Canada would do the same, I think we would be a bigger country than Russia lol


(That said, what is the best way to reach Donald Trump? I'll type up a letter telling him all the reasons why he should be the first president slave owner since Ulysses S Grant by accepting my offer to be a slave and work for free. I haven't submitted anything to him online yet, because I wanted to have time to think it through and see if I'm up for the position.

The reason I think it would be good for me to be a servant in the white house, is because I could influence him. I have had a lot more experience with Muslims, the poorest people in America, and minorities than he does or anyone on his cabinet does.

I could potentially disarm some of his phobias and biases, and make him a more compassionate, humble, and charitable person (Assuming that is possible. I'm the guy for the job). If I bore the title "Slave" it would stir up more controversy to have a possibly influential voice with America and especially the right-wing.

There are few things I have confidence in, but being Trump's slave or butler, and influencing him and the right-wing, is actually something I could potentially be good at.

We just have to sign a contract because there are a few things that are off-limits.

Will it ever happen? 99.9% chance it won't imo, but figured I'd try lol. I doubt he even reads the letters that are sent to him, but can't hurt to try. What is the best address to write to? I will Google it, but thought someone here might have a better idea.)

 

[Spiderman]

Not gonna happen I know, but there is the talk of a North American Union that resembles the European Union, so ya never know. Weirder things have happened lol
North American Union - Wikipedia

 

[Woberts]

Ideally, D.C. would become a state before Mexico does.
They have it rough.
Many people in D.C. have started using the phrase "No taxation without representation".

 

[Spiderman]

Both ideas are kind of wacky in the Opie.

But I can dream can't I

 

[Holdasown]

The United States is a union, of states. Canada is way too English to want to be American.

 

[Spiderman]

The United States is a union, of states. Canada is way too English to want to be American.

Where I live is way too Somalian in some places. We can work it out.

 

[Father Heathen]

Annexing either of our neighboring countries would be an extremely drastic change to the political, cultural, and economic landscape.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I would think American Samoa, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Islands would have dibs.

Protip: All of the above are US territories.

 

[Valjean]

Don't we have enough squabbling without incorporating more strangers? We can't seem to handle what we have already.
We might do better to subdivide what we already have.

 

[Stevicus]

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If enough Mexicans want to be American, how about we bypass the wall idea and just make Mexico the 51st state of America? Problem solved! Not through force of course, and they can keep their flag. If only Canada would do the same, I think we would be a bigger country than Russia lol


(That said, what is the best way to reach Donald Trump? I'll type up a letter telling him all the reasons why he should be the first president slave owner since Ulysses S Grant by accepting my offer to be a slave and work for free. I haven't submitted anything to him online yet, because I wanted to have time to think it through and see if I'm up for the position.

The reason I think it would be good for me to be a servant in the white house, is because I could influence him. I have had a lot more experience with Muslims, the poorest people in America, and minorities than he does or anyone on his cabinet does.

I could potentially disarm some of his phobias and biases, and make him a more compassionate, humble, and charitable person (Assuming that is possible. I'm the guy for the job). If I bore the title "Slave" it would stir up more controversy to have a possibly influential voice with America and especially the right-wing.

There are few things I have confidence in, but being Trump's slave or butler, and influencing him and the right-wing, is actually something I could potentially be good at.

We just have to sign a contract because there are a few things that are off-limits.

Will it ever happen? 99.9% chance it won't imo, but figured I'd try lol. I doubt he even reads the letters that are sent to him, but can't hurt to try. What is the best address to write to? I will Google it, but thought someone here might have a better idea.)
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Actually, Mexico has 31 states of its own, so it would end up being the 51st through 82nd states.

If we annex Canada, that's 10 provinces, if I'm not mistaken. So, they can be 83 through 92.

We might as well just conquer the whole world and make them all states.

We will assimilate them. Resistance is futile.