The Apocalypse is nigh!

[Jaymes]

First Terri Schiavo dies, then the Pope dies, then the winning numbers for the lottery in Pennsylvania are 666...

It's a SIGN, I tell you! A SIGN! :bonk: :areyoucra

 

[Sunstone]

I have always suspected that the Pennsylvania lottery would usher in the Apocalypse.

 

[cardero]

I have always suspected that the Pennsylvania lottery would usher in the Apocalypse.

I admit I was blindsided by all that talk about liberty and Philadelphia Freedom.

 

[Sunstone]

If the Apocalypse is coming, then I think it's time to start passing out the tin foil hats again.

 

[Prima]

They told us in the military to put a paper bag over our heads...

 

[Sunstone]

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that putting a paper bag over your head works about as well as wearing a tin foil hat. Maybe we should do both.

 

[cardero]

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that putting a paper bag over your head works about as well as wearing a tin foil hat. Maybe we should do both.

I really respect the fact that both of these are common household items.

 

[Bastet]

If the Apocalypse is coming, then I think it's time to start passing out the tin foil hats again.

Speaking of tin foil hats...the movie 'Signs' is on tv here tonight...do you think they're trying to prepare us? :areyoucra

 

[Green Gaia]

Well tell it to hurry up so I don't have to do this research paper!

 

[Sunstone]

The fiendish thing about the Apocalypse is that it doesn't come until the research paper is done and your taxes are paid. Truly diabolical.

 

[jimbob]

Ahh, don't forget the tsunami's. Mesa thinksa that wesa insa for badsa timesa. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!. I wonder if i will survive?

 

[Quoth The Raven]

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that putting a paper bag over your head works about as well as wearing a tin foil hat. Maybe we should do both.

:help: I can't work out whether I should wear the hat inside the paper bag, or put the hat on after the bag.

 

[Sunstone]

:help: I can't work out whether I should wear the hat inside the paper bag, or put the hat on after the bag.

I can only speak for myself, but I'm going to wrap my head in tin foil, then put the bag on over it. I figure that gives me two lines of defense from the Apocalypse, both of which should work. These are frightful times indeed!

 

[Jaymes]

Rereading my post, I realized it could be taken that I was making fun of or making light of the Pope's death. I'm very sorry if I gave that impression to anyone, as I know he was a very important person to many of the users on the forums.

EDIT: That being said... ACK, my frubals are at 3666! A SIGN, I TELL YOU!

 

[linwood]

All you need to do is make a tin foil bag and put it over your head.

You guys are making this way to difficult.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

While we're focusing on this subject, as Linwood knows, I attended a class called "Your Inner B****" today, and I'm pretty sure that's another sign of the Apocalypse. Can people who're proving sign of such still wear the tin foil bags? (And maybe line them with cotton? I chafe easily.)

 

[Pah]

While we're focusing on this subject, as Linwood knows, I attended a class called "Your Inner B****" today, and I'm pretty sure that's another sign of the Apocalypse. Can people who're proving sign of such still wear the tin foil bags? (And maybe line them with cotton? I chafe easily.)

Put more feathers in your hair!!!

 

[Dr. Nosophoros]

Un- holy Shi'ite Moslem, it's true!
But yes, we are well on the road to self destruction- IMO.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Put more feathers in your hair!!!

Maybe if I stuff an owl or two in there, it'll not only save my head from chafing, but also the owls from the mind-control devices? *hopeful look*

They'd probably just try to eat my ears, though.

 

[Jaymes]

ROFL! Feathers, that gave me the funniest mental image of a couple of confused and slightly disguntled owls tangled in your hair... :biglaugh: