Lightkeeper
Well-Known Member
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could
use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told
her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The
man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde
jokes we've been getting by e-mail! lately." A short time later, the
blonde came to the door to collect her money. You're finished already?"
the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch. It's a Lexus."
as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could
use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told
her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The
man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde
jokes we've been getting by e-mail! lately." A short time later, the
blonde came to the door to collect her money. You're finished already?"
the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch. It's a Lexus."
