The Church of Razorian-barbology

[occams.rzr]

"In the beginning, the Barber shaved the created from the uncreated through his son, the Razor." - Book of Barbology 1:1​

The Razor cannot be refuted or denied. If you do not believe in the Razor, you will go to the abode of the unshaven. If you believe, you will join him in the abode of the shaven. Atheists, you cannot refute him because look around you! His shaved creation is the proof of his existence! You cannot disprove him! Do not reject the Barber Pole on which he died on!​

*This is pure satire...

 

[Sultan Of Swing]

"In the beginning, the Barber shaved the created from the uncreated through his son, the Razor." - Barber's Beginning

The Razor cannot be refuted or denied. If you do not believe in the Razor, you will go to the abode of the unshaven. If you believe, you will join him in the abode of the shaven. Atheists, you cannot refute him because look around you! His shaved creation is the proof of his existence! You cannot disprove him!

*This is pure satire...

Cool story.

What does your signature mean?

 

[occams.rzr]

Cool story.

What does your signature mean?

It is an equation of the law of parsimony. A.k.a "Occam's Razor". Also, this is pure satire.

 

[Corthos]

Pfft... You Razorians think your way is the only way. Us Pumicestonians have been removing hair thousands and thousands of years before your "Barber" was ever dreamed up!

 

[occams.rzr]

Pfft... You Razorians think your way is the only way. Us Pumicestonians have been removing hair thousands and thousands of years before your "Barber" was ever dreamed up!

Heresy! The Barber shall send you to the Unshaved!

 

[Neo Deist]

Bah...

There is another path that ends with the same result. Meet Mr. Norelco. He is modern, faster, and easier. No need for archaic junk!

 

[occams.rzr]

Bah...

There is another path that ends with the same result. Meet Mr. Norelco. He is modern, faster, and easier. No need for archaic junk!

Nooooooo! My shaved soul cannot stand the deeds of the Unshaven!

 

[occams.rzr]

Bah...

There is another path that ends with the same result. Meet Mr. Norelco. He is modern, faster, and easier. No need for archaic junk!

I shall spread the Shaved News of Barber and his son Razor! For we are Razorians!

 

[Neo Deist]

Nooooooo! My shaved soul cannot stand the deeds of the Unshaven!

But I am shaven. I just don't subscribe to the same, archaic, primitive, methodology that you preach.

 

[occams.rzr]

But I am shaven. I just don't subscribe to the same, archaic, primitive, methodology that you preach.

But you must be "shaven of the heart"! The flesh is not enough!

 

[Corthos]

I just read an article that PROVES that pumice stones can permanently prevent hair from regrowing! We knew this thousands of years before anyone else! Our way is the most clean shaven, and most authentic!

 

[occams.rzr]

I just read an article that PROVES that pumice stones can permanently prevent hair from regrowing! We knew this thousands of years before anyone else! Our way is the most clean shaven, and most authentic!

But the BOB says "Anyone who denies the Barber and the Razor shall not inherit the Kingdom of the Shaven, for they will go to the Unshaven" BOB 1:2

 

[occams.rzr]

The Razorian scriptures of the Razor is prophecy of the Barbologist scriptures! Ha!