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the church of the flying spaghetti monster

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pray for pasta

Member
god could be anything he wants to be so why not a flying spaghetti monster, our faith is the only faith that no one has ever killed over and we accept homosexuality
 
Otherright

Otherright

Otherright
pray for pasta said:
god could be anything he wants to be so why not a flying spaghetti monster, our faith is the only faith that no one has ever killed over and we accept homosexuality
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True, and there are stripper factories and beer volcanoes. Oh, lest we forget the pirates.

I love the humorous take of Pastafarianism.
 
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pray for pasta

Member
yes if u think about the bible in the fall of constanople men turned into jackals on the battlefield< werewolves. god made kane live for all eternity so he could never enter his kingdom< vampires and jesus rose from the dead< zombies.


funny as we are christians beliv ein zombies,vampires and wherewolves and burning talking bushes etc need i say more, the f.s.m is less unbelivable then the bible in my opinion:D

and who wouldnt want to spend eternity as a pirate drinking bear out of a volcano in a stripper factory?
 
Otherright

Otherright

Otherright
I had actually wanted to write a canon for the FSM, but realized he'd done that already. I'd laid out ideas for a creation, history, and new testament for FSM, using various cultural theological ideas and pseudo-science references.

It could have been very funny.
 
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pray for pasta

Member
ya the movement is a very intresting idea but it is lacking in some research and can amount to much more. but i just practice to make people realize how silly they sound sometimes to others i belive all faiths need to be sifted out and kinda meshed together to forma a accurate and reasonable concept
 
elmarna

elmarna

Well-Known Member
If GOD is a concept & not something to realize-just a idea; Then,I can say what you theroize is correct. Since my own relationship is not at all that way I have no way of supporting your view.
Not that you can not think of it that way or find yourself worshiping GOD in some sort of way because of it. We are all given choices in life & the ability to think & act with a endless supply of inspiration.
Would love to know how you would worship him or place him in the value he would have in your life!
LET ME KNOW!
Perhaps you would give up eating spaghetti so as not to offend GOD
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
pray for pasta said:
god could be anything he wants to be so why not a flying spaghetti monster, our faith is the only faith that no one has ever killed over and we accept homosexuality
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There are many religions that no one has killed anyone over. Also many religions that accept homosexuality.
 
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pray for pasta

Member
well i just feel that god doesent see things as so black and white as the bible states do not do this or we send you to our special dungeon called hell, it is a fear mongoring concept that is scarier then threatning to kill people scaring people to belive you isnt faith its fear i belive god is jus tlike a judge in court everything is based on circumstance,situation and reasoning there is a way to do the right thing for the wrong reason and to do the wrong thing for the right reason i mean everything isnt set in stone which is my main disagreement with mainstream religion and there are many contradictory passages in many religions for example god says he loves all his children equally and condemns gays doesent make sense. if i say hey i like you no matter what and then look at your shoes and say hell no i dont like you anymore. its silly to claim to have unconditional love then resind that statement becaus eof something so frivalous as homosexuality which has no negative effect on society as a whole. i belive religion was created as a form of idelogical mind control if i tell you hey there is this invisable guy that wants this this and this from you or u go to hell, and you believe me thats a scary concept if u created a religion u could manufacture people to think the way you do and do as you see fit unquestionably i think god weather he is a spaghetti monster or a bearded guy who looks like ted nuget he wants you to think about what he would want not to belive someone else knows what he wants or to tell people wha the wants he ingraved basic concepts of right and wrong in us you can figure out wha tis good and bad without people telling you i just feel that people should find faith not follow it page by page i agree with pieces of every faith i disagree with the discrimination of any lifestyle that doesent hurt anyone else no matter how bizare.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
A question.....
Pastafarianism seems very sauce centric.
What is your view of noodles in soups...soba, udon, fan zi, lao mian, etc?
 
Draka

Draka

Wonder Woman
pray for pasta said:
well i just feel that god doesent see things as so black and white as the bible states do not do this or we send you to our special dungeon called hell, it is a fear mongoring concept that is scarier then threatning to kill people scaring people to belive you isnt faith its fear i belive god is jus tlike a judge in court everything is based on circumstance,situation and reasoning there is a way to do the right thing for the wrong reason and to do the wrong thing for the right reason i mean everything isnt set in stone which is my main disagreement with mainstream religion and there are many contradictory passages in many religions for example god says he loves all his children equally and condemns gays doesent make sense. if i say hey i like you no matter what and then look at your shoes and say hell no i dont like you anymore. its silly to claim to have unconditional love then resind that statement becaus eof something so frivalous as homosexuality which has no negative effect on society as a whole. i belive religion was created as a form of idelogical mind control if i tell you hey there is this invisable guy that wants this this and this from you or u go to hell, and you believe me thats a scary concept if u created a religion u could manufacture people to think the way you do and do as you see fit unquestionably i think god weather he is a spaghetti monster or a bearded guy who looks like ted nuget he wants you to think about what he would want not to belive someone else knows what he wants or to tell people wha the wants he ingraved basic concepts of right and wrong in us you can figure out wha tis good and bad without people telling you i just feel that people should find faith not follow it page by page i agree with pieces of every faith i disagree with the discrimination of any lifestyle that doesent hurt anyone else no matter how bizare.
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You do realize that a great many religions in the world have nothing to do with the bible or the Abrahamic god right?

Also, I think you overlook the great and mighty IPU. May She radiate Her light within you.

One more thing, no offense intended, but your posts are especially hard to read and follow due to lack of punctuation and sentence structure. This whole thing reads like one extremely long run-on sentence with not even a capital letter to help. This isn't a chatroom, so please try to form your posts more readable or else no one will want to bother with them.
 
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pray for pasta

Member
sorry i wasnt really paying attention to punctuation. and ya i kinda seem to focus on christianity because its kind of idk how to put it i geuss overvalue din america in my opinion especially in legislation.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
For all the talk, the church of FSM can't produce fresh pasta.
 
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