The Compliment Thread

[Daemon Sophic]

Is sweetly naive about mustachioed older men with vans.

 

[Wu Wei]

is very skilled at dancing on tables with a lampshade on his head

 

[Revoltingest]

Treats even lowly janitors with respect reserved for royalty.

 

[Wu Wei]

has no equal when it comes to the skill of stealing candy from babies

 

[Revoltingest]

In Australiastan, we hear "A dingo stole my baybee!".
But in Americastan, we never hear such accusations about grizzly bears.
Noble creatures they are.

 

[jonathan180iq]

This man is good at keeping up his Libertarian facade, while also occasionally posting satisfying pics of meat.

 

[Wirey]

Is amazingly attractive considering how homely he is.

 

[Brickjectivity]

His intestines are really quite long, and I can't emphasize enough how very important that is for his coworkers.

 

[Wu Wei]

Has the worlds most coveted collection of pigeon droppings

 

[4consideration]

He's a real hoot at parties.

Painted the words "The Woods" on a bucket.

Carries it around and asks other party goers if they'd be offended to see a bear poop in "the woods".

If they say "no," he does it.

What a little stinker!

 

[Brickjectivity]

4consideration used to be a moderator. We thought of them as WWF on Ice or a Hulk Hogan with a Puppy.

 

[Wirey]

@Brickjectivity has increased my faith in God. When I read his posts I know Darwin was wrong!

 

[Brickjectivity]

When I read Darwin I think about how different @Wirey is from his parents and from other humans in general. He's special.

 

[Wu Wei]

The best tap dancer in church

 

[Revoltingest]

Mrs Wu says he's the best husband she has.

 

[DavidFirth]

Mr. Van says he's the best driver he's ever had. (He hasn't had any others. )

 

[Brickjectivity]

Just like a clock. He's usually around.

 

[DavidFirth]

Just like a brick, he's always laying on the ground.

 

[Revoltingest]

He'd safely carry Mr Van over open water.

 

[Wu Wei]

Is the best swimmer in the Sahara Desert