The Great war of RF.

[Father Heathen]

But I like your idea of using a mime as a weapon.

A mine, or a mime?

 

[Father Heathen]

I'm sure I'm not the only one picturing that huge lump of armor sitting on the forklift part of the forklift with raised sword in hand yelling "Onward Mechanical Doom Steed TO VICTORY!"

All while trying to downplay the fact that the "Mechanical Doom Steed" is riding into battle backwards since safety protocol requires forklift drivers to drive backwards if their load obstructs their vision.

 

[Revoltingest]

A mine, or a mime?

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
So I'd weaponize them.

 

[Father Heathen]

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
So I'd weaponize them.

You'll have to arm them with this:

Get it?

 

[Revoltingest]

Get it?

Instantly!

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

You'll have to arm them with this:

Get it?

I give you a slow clap for that.

 

[sun rise]

By @Akivah's side, riding a donkey and carrying a rather useless stungun, while @Akivah rides a white steed and carries a sword.

You're getting pretty messianic there.

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

By @Akivah's side, riding a donkey and carrying a rather useless stungun, while @Akivah rides a white steed and carries a sword.

For some reason as I read that my first thought was "Love can bloom even on a battlefield."

 

[columbus]

Being covered in bacon grease gives one great sword prowess.
But I like your idea of using a mime as a weapon.

WHOA!
Now who's handing me straight lines?!

As you know, bacon grease is an especially edible oil.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

WHOA!
Now who's handing me straight lines?!

As you know, bacon grease is an especially edible oil.
Tom

And it has the most fetching aroma!

 

[columbus]

And it has the most felching aroma!

Will I get another infraction point for that? I am kinda low at the moment.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

Will I get another infraction point for that? I am kinda low at the moment.
Tom

I'll use my influence with staff to get you one.
They revere me as a demi-god.

 

[columbus]

Maybe I will start a thread:
Hand Columbus a Straight Line.
Tom

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

WTH?

I think I would simply stand naked and sing Gilbert and Sullivan show tunes. That would be enough to drive anyone away.

Nah we'll grease ya up and throw you at the scotsman with bacon grease and a claymore

 

[Revoltingest]

Maybe I will start a thread:
Hand Columbus a Straight Line.
Tom

You could say.....
"I'm not, but the line should be!'

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

You could say.....
"I'm not, but the line should be!'

See now I am imagining a bacon greased covered scotsman with nothing but a tiny kilt on. The sexual energy here is palpable.

 

[Revoltingest]

See now I am imagining a bacon greased covered scotsman with nothing but a tiny kilt on. The sexual energy here is palpable.

Just doing my part to lower standards.

 

[Lorgar-Aurelian]

Just doing my part to lower standards.

That's not all you could lower OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOOHHOHOO alright I think that is good for now. Well get more ohoh in there later.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's not all you could lower OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOOHHOHOO alright I think that is good for now. Well get more ohoh in there later.

Too many double entendrays will send @columbus into uncontrollable paroxysms of anticipation.
Let's give the guy a break.