The Great war of RF.

[ClearPath]

Take the Bible and speak the truth; knowledge is power.

 

[Augustus]

I'd probably have a fletching spear in one hand and a scythe in the other and ride into battle on a hellhound.

Then at least people could recognise me and say hello/try to brutally slay be.

 

[psychoslice]

For me its just sharing the truth and nothing else.

 

[Shem Ben Noah]

As a Jewnicorn I'll just stab 'em with my horn.

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

Vanakkam,

I'd ride the fluffiest giant kitten naked.

No one can resist the fluffy.
And those who do will be forced to flee due to massive allergy

 

[Aštra’el]

I would never compare the obnoxious act of debating to any act of war or combat.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

So What kind of armor and weapon would you use in the Great war of RF? Don't worry about how strong the actual weapon is in real life just pick something you feel might represent you.

 

[Rival]

By @Akivah's side, riding a donkey and carrying a rather useless stungun, while @Akivah rides a white steed and carries a sword.

 

[Tumah]

So... are the bullets letters then?

 

[Tumah]

Is that a Jew proclaiming his faith in something represented by a hexagram?
Sounds right.

 

[Tumah]

Spoiler: My weapon and armor.

The thing is, you have to ride out to war being carried by a forklift.

 

[BSM1]

Spoiler: My weapon and armor.

WTH?

I think I would simply stand naked and sing Gilbert and Sullivan show tunes. That would be enough to drive anyone away.

 

[columbus]

WTH?

I think I would simply stand naked and sing Gilbert and Sullivan show tunes. That would be enough to drive anyone away.

You have an interesting habit of handing me "straight" lines.

So, how ya doin'?
Tom

 

[BSM1]

You have an interesting habit of handing me "straight" lines.

So, how ya doin'?
Tom

I am trying to be all things to all people. It's damned tiring, let me tell ya.

 

[Revoltingest]

You have an interesting habit of handing me "straight" lines.

So, how ya doin'?
Tom

Notice that I know when to stand aside, & allow the superior poster to respond.

 

[BSM1]

Notice that I know when to stand aside, & allow the superior poster to respond.

You have come along way, Grasshopper.

 

[Father Heathen]

I'll have me claymore in one hand, & me Glock 22 in the other!
As for armor...that's for fearful lassies lacking confidence.
I'll be wear'n nuthin but bacon grease & a wee kilt!

You gotta be a really tough to wield a claymore with only one hand. Unless you're talking about holding the mine by the same name rather than the sword, then you must be really, really tough. Just make sure the right end is pointing away. Oh, and I don't care how hungry you get, resist the urge to eat it:

 

[Father Heathen]

The thing is, you have to ride out to war being carried by a forklift.

I prefer to call it my "Mechanical Doom Steed".

 

[Revoltingest]

You gotta be a really tough to wield a claymore with only one hand. Unless you're talking about holding the mine by the same name rather than the sword, then you must be really, really tough. Just make sure the right end is pointing away. Oh, and I don't care how hungry you get, resist the urge to eat it:

Being covered in bacon grease gives one great sword prowess.
But I like your idea of using a mime as a weapon.

 

[Tumah]

I prefer to call it my "Mechanical Doom Steed".

I'm sure I'm not the only one picturing that huge lump of armor sitting on the forklift part of the forklift with raised sword in hand yelling "Onward Mechanical Doom Steed TO VICTORY!"