The Job You Were Really Meant To Work

[cardero]

I was really meant to work at one of those Pretzel Time stands at the mall.

 

[Random]

I was really meant to be a screenwriter, but events have conspired to leave me with a horror of success and too lazy to take it seriously...which is why I ended up a miserable slavish corporate Bank-drone.

Life sucks. :help:

 

[The Seeker]

I was meant to be a porn star, however, the women are a little too religious for my taste. They're always calling out God's name for some reason.

 

[Random]

I was meant to be a porn star, however, the women are a little too religious for my taste. They're always calling out God's name for some reason.

I laughed, I did. I shouldn't have, but I did. Here's me slapping me -- :slap:

 

[Runt]

I'm meant to be a writer, dang it, but I have no time to write... :'(

 

[Hope]

I was meant to be a globe-trottin' travel writer. Alas......my fortunes have landed me elsewhere....at home, sick, unemployed.

 

[Random]

I was meant to be a globe-trottin' travel writer. Alas......my fortunes have landed me elsewhere....at home, sick, unemployed.

Girl, that's GOD's way of sayin' "Princesinha, take a rest!" Purpose and direction will find you again, and your body will heal. All will be well again...

 

[Runt]

Girl, that's GOD's way of sayin' "Princesinha, take a rest!" Purpose and direction will find you again, and your body will heal. All will be well again...

God gave her a dehabilitating illness to let her know that she was working too hard?? That's like hitting someone over the head with a baseball bat to tell them to take a nap.

 

[slabbey06]

I was meant to be Jack Bauer's CTU field partner. But alas, after he saw my amazing skills he got insecure and had me fired. So now I work as an Administrative Assistant at a church.

 

[Todd]

Well, I work in computers, but I really should have been a mechanic working on classic cars since that's what I really enjoy doing. I would especially like to work on classic mopars (dodge, plymouth, chrysler).

 

[Quagmire]

I was meant to be a homeless bum but somehow I wound up with a job and a place to stay.

I'm still trying to figure out where I went wrong.

 

[Blindinglight]

I was put on this planet to have the hard job and hard life of a rock star.
While the girls don't come easy, or the drugs cheap, I don't have a star on Hollywood's walk of fame, or a front door key to the Playboy mansion, I do make a living doing it, along with working at a music store on the side.
I do have a few dealers on speed dial though.

 

[slabbey06]

I forgot to mention that in my spare time and on weekends I travel through this machine called a Stargate. It takes me to far off planets where I work with a team to save the galaxy from sinister aliens. It's very rewarding, even if it is a thankless job. I've offered my services full time, but so everyone seems content to keep me where I'm at.

 

[Willamena]

I always wanted to be a juice taste tester.
:beach:

 

[Hema]

I was meant to work in a business run by my husband and me, so whenever we want to have sex, we can just close up shop, put a sign outside and go in the back room. We've talked about it so many times but * sigh * we can only dream.

 

[Phil Lawton]

I was meant to be a badger gasser, but my lack of qualifications mean that I am only now able to do it as a hobby.

 

[Panda]

I was meant to be world Dictator from my underground base in the centre of the Earth and called everyone my "minions" and have a cool high backed chair but then I woke up and realised it's most likely I'll end up a teacher *sigh*

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I was really meant to be in theater. I was supposed to be a respected authority as a dancer, choreographer, instructor, and theatrical performer.

The only difference between what I'm doing now and what I was meant to do is that I was actually meant to be making a sizable income in theater.




Peace,
Mystic

 

[doppelganger]

I was meant to be a badger gasser, but my lack of qualifications mean that I am only now able to do it as a hobby.

Maybe you aimed too high. Have you considered professional rabbit gassing?:bunny:

 

[doppelganger]

I was meant to be an Amway distributor.

Anyone interested in sitting down with me for a bit to hear about how you too can be a part of "the most exciting business opportunity in the world!!!"?