The last post is the WINNER!

[jeager106]

A fisherman puts 12 night crawlers on ONE hook.
He's a MASTER BAITER!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I really crack me up.

 

[jeager106]

Lord
let me catch
a fish sooooo big
that even I
may never
have to tell
another lie.

 

[Deidre]

I'm in love with you.
You are beautiful.

I rated you friendly.

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

Good morning on this grey overcast Sunday morning, well almost lunch

 

[sun rise]

Good morning on this grey overcast Sunday morning, well almost lunch

You live in a strange timezone.

 

[Deidre]

Good morning on this grey overcast Sunday morning, well almost lunch

It would be weird to be a day ahead of people in the west. lol But you probably think that it's weird we are a day behind you.

For the sake of this conversation...I wish you good morning

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

You live in a strange timezone.

GMT +12 ... well +13 as of today with summer time initiated

 

[sun rise]

GMT +12 ... well +13 as of today with summer time initiated

Fiji?

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

New Zealand

 

[jeager106]

I rated you friendly.

I rate you beautiful.

 

[sun rise]

New Zealand

Ah, the land of kiwis and Hobbiton.

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

Ah, the land of kiwis and Hobbiton.

Indeed

 

[sun rise]

Indeed

Maybe someday, after I win this thread, I'll visit your fair nation.

 

[Deidre]

I rate you beautiful.

I rate you amazingly awesome.

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

Maybe someday, after I win this thread, I'll visit your fair nation.

Good, i have 3 spare bedrooms ... should be four but i made it my library/study

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

GMT +12 ... well +13 as of today with summer time initiated

wait...another nation messes around with their time based on season? I thought that was America's doing!

 

[Wu Wei]

Why?
In what kind of hiker's stomach was it?

Oh that's just gross...it was in a stoneware bowl...left on a picnic table...that some people vacated.....when I strolled on up to say hi

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh that's just gross...it was in a stoneware bowl...left on a picnic table...that some people vacated.....when I strolled on up to say hi

Campers can be so rude & prejudiced against 7 foot tall 1000 pound carnivores in full gallop towards them.

 

[Deidre]

I wonder if they have complexes about being 1000 lbs...that would be awful to weigh that much.

 

[jeager106]

I just can't bear the sight if it.

Someone is about to be lunch.

Someone WAS lunch.