The last post is the WINNER!

[atanu]

Willie's wonton winning warrants wickedly wacky waffle wagons with warm white washers.

Hey Quag, see i warned you. Some are going out.... Right out of their mind. That stone idol called Wu Wei has enchanted them so much that they want to chant his name but can't.

Now, BTW, any one who posts below this has signed an affidavit that they post only to acknowledge their utter and permanent defeat.

 

[Revoltingest]

That post was a whole lotta words for such a short win.

 

[atanu]

Correct Willie correct. On rare occasions you also say correct things. In the moment is contained an epoch .. er no .. the eternity.. and a stupendous event happened. You signed a contract of being an eternal loser. Don't grieve though. You will inherit the earth after the eternity.

 

[4consideration]

I inherit the win now.

 

[atanu]

Kindly read the contract placed (open for all lay public to see) the 2nd line in Post no. 3557 and note the clause 'any one' in the short one line contract. Normally I would melt if any lady asked me for inheritance, but not this inheritance.

 

[Amechania]

He who inherits the Wu inherits the wind.

 

[4consideration]

Kindly read the contract placed (open for all lay public to see) the 2nd line in Post no. 3557 and note the clause 'any one' in the short one line contract. Normally I would melt if any lady asked me for inheritance, but not this inheritance.

My apologizes, kind sir.

Please allow me to re-state:

I win while making a post acknowledging and addressing atanu's misunderstanding of the issue, and firmly standing upon the position that one cannot contractually obligate another without their consent, so that this poster, by making this post, hereto and forthwith, is solely acknowledging atanu's belief that it be so, without conceded that belief to have any merit; so that such a statement made by atanu would indicate in no way, whatsoever, or actuality, that this poster's post represents any agreement or that this poster "has signed an affidavit that they post only to acknowledge their utter and permanent defeat."

Or, in lay terms, "Nah, Nee, Nah, Nee, Boo Boo...you can think what you want, and I win anyway."

 

[atanu]

My apologizes, kind sir.

Please allow me to re-state:

I win while making a post acknowledging and addressing atanu's misunderstanding of the issue, and firmly standing upon the position that one cannot contractually obligate another without their consent, so that this poster, by making this post, hereto and forthwith, is solely acknowledging atanu's belief that it be so, without conceded that belief to have any merit; so that such a statement made by atanu would indicate in no way, whatsoever, or actuality, that this poster's post represents any agreement or that this poster "has signed an affidavit that they post only to acknowledge their utter and permanent defeat."

Or, in lay terms, "Nah, Nee, Nah, Nee, Boo Boo...you can think what you want, and I win anyway."

First. The contract in very precise terms states, any one who makes a post agrees.... So there.

Second. Do you know what Boo Boo means? They are the containers that hold Doo Doo. Now find out what Doo Doo is.

On both account you lose.

 

[Revoltingest]

Losing to 4con.
Now losing to me.
Can you go any lower?
I suppose you could lose to Spongebob.

 

[4consideration]

Losing to 4con.
Now losing to me.
Can you go any lower?
I suppose you could lose to Spongebob.

I couldn't help noticing that you are lower than me, which means I rank above you, on that post. Didn't want to mention it, but I had to.

 

[atanu]

I couldn't help noticing that you are lower than me, which means I rank above you, on that post. Didn't want to mention it, but I had to.

And would you be kind enough to take a note of the OP and then study deeply the post of that shovel pushing rebel rouser, that eternal loser, wherein I come last, lower than even the lowest. I come laster than even the spongebob. And that satisfies the criteria of the last post winning.

 

[Revoltingest]

I couldn't help noticing that you are lower than me, which means I rank above you, on that post. Didn't want to mention it, but I had to.

But I outrank you in loserness, toots!
Oh, & I win again.

 

[4consideration]

And would you be kind enough to take a note of the OP and then study deeply the post of that shovel pushing rebel rouser, that eternal loser, wherein I come last, lower than even the lowest. I come laster than even the spongebob. And that satisfies the criteria of the last post winning.

You can distract your energy by focusing upon that which is has passed, or you can chose to be in the Now with my Win in the present.

But I outrank you in loserness, toots!
Oh, & I win again.

You do outrank me in loserness. Loserness has it's place within all that is, and I celebrate the value your loserness brings to my experience of the world. I accept my place in winningness.

 

[atanu]

You can distract your energy by focusing upon that which is has passed, or you can chose to be in the Now with my Win in the present.....

Finally. You are coming of age. In the moment, your win means my win.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your win has become flacid & fyoostless.
So I'll take on the responsibility of winning here.

 

[Thief]

Yuv ne'er bin resspunsbile a day en yer leef!

Al ta weening aroon heir belongen ta mi!

 

[4consideration]

Finally. You are coming of age. In the moment, your win means my win.

Indeed, it does.

Perhaps it would be better to express it as, I get to hold the trophy while the photograph is being taken. Say, "Cheese."

 

[atanu]

Indeed, it does.

Perhaps it would be better to express it as, I get to hold the trophy while the photograph is being taken. Say, "Cheese."

No problem at all. Some people are happy to carry weight just for the sake of showing off. Real winners, like say God, do have no such petty desires.:areyoucra

 

[Revoltingest]

Sorry to make your win so short.
(No, I'm not!)

 

[atanu]

Man, you don't even sleep? Anyway .... the trophy is always with me. You took toffee.