The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Such base and uninteresting insults in this thread.

I am not insulting anyone and I take umbrage to the accusation.... I am simply in a foul mood and providing a public service by reminding others the benefits of shutting their pie hole....and speaking of shutting pie holes...... you to could benefit from having one that was shut too

 

[sun rise]

Such base and uninteresting insults in this thread.

that's because this isn't the insult thread, you pie-eating, garbage sniffing pig-dog!

I love pie and sniff only gourmet garbage. As to being called a pig, that permanently renders null-and-void any further posts by you in this thread. I have spoken.

 

[Wu Wei]

Such base and uninteresting insults in this thread.

I love pie and sniff only gourmet garbage. As to being called a pig, that permanently renders null-and-void any further posts by you in this thread. I have spoken.

Would you prefer Schweinehund...it is much more European sounding...or possibly in French cochon chien that likely sounds less threatening than the German as does the Spanish...perro cerdo...and there is always the Chinese Zhū gǒu

and now back to our regularly scheduled post...would you mind shutting your pie hole....you are interrupting my eating of pumpkin pie

 

[sun rise]

My pie hole is called my mouth because pie goes in there. I'm input oriented much more than output oriented - in case you're reading with an IT-brain.

 

[Wu Wei]

My pie hole is called my mouth because pie goes in there. I'm input oriented much more than output oriented - in case you're reading with an IT-brain.

I'm reading with my foul vile mood bear brain and input or output matters not.....unless of course it is input into my pie hole..as I am trying to do with the pumpkin pie...if you would just quit interrupting I could do it rather well...... as to the name...

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Mouth.
What's a mouth? It is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a pie hole
By any other word should shut the same;

 

[Wu Wei]

now now...remember that pie hole thing we discussed earlier..... oh and you lose too

 

[Revoltingest]

You too should realize your pie hole is for shuttin'

Pie holes are for fill'n.....with pie!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Wrong thread, so I deleted it. No pie today.

 

[sun rise]

My wife has laid claim to the last piece of pie in the refrigerator. I, being in a very long term marriage, choose not to dispute that claim because I've already eaten more than 50% of the pie. Such is wisdom.

 

[Wu Wei]

well apparently no one is listening and no one is shutting their pie hole... and I AIN'T sharing any of my pumpkin pie......so I will simply say I win

 

[Wu Wei]

My wife has laid claim to the last piece of pie in the refrigerator. I, being in a very long term marriage, choose not to dispute that claim because I've already eaten more than 50% of the pie. Such is wisdom.

My oldest was home for Thanksgiving.... frankly I tend to think he only saw two pieces of pie on the table...one apple and one pumpkin..... but..sadly he was forced to share..... I think it was either last Thanksgiving or the one before... he was home from college and we had almost a whole chicken (missing 2 legs) left over. He had no idea how to cut it up so he threw the entire thing in the microwave and ate it all for lunch the day after Turkey day

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning with cornbread & sausage stuffing, gravy & brussel sprouts
for lunch....which was about 10 minutes after cereal for breakfast.

 

[sun rise]

My oldest was home for Thanksgiving.... frankly I tend to think he only saw two pieces of pie on the table...one apple and one pumpkin..... but..sadly he was forced to share..... I think it was either last Thanksgiving or the one before... he was home from college and we had almost a whole chicken (missing 2 legs) left over. He had no idea how to cut it up so he threw the entire thing in the microwave and ate it all for lunch the day after Turkey day

The supply of women who will cater to a male's kitchen incompetence is shrinking rapidly.

 

[Revoltingest]

The supply of women who will cater to a male's kitchen incompetence is shrinking rapidly.

Winning with a spouse who tolerates kitchenitudinal incomputence!

 

[sun rise]

Winning with a spouse who tolerates kitchenitudinal incomputence!

She better outlive you.

 

[Wu Wei]

The supply of women who will cater to a male's kitchen incompetence is shrinking rapidly.

Actually, I think it was more an excuse to eat the whole dang chicken and play on sympathies by claiming ignorance..... he enjoys cooking but thinks I don't think of such things while he tries to make it my fault for not training him better in the area of chicken carving.

 

[sun rise]

Actually, I think it was more an excuse to eat the whole dang chicken and play on sympathies by claiming ignorance..... he enjoys cooking but thinks I don't think of such things while he tries to make it my fault for not training him better in the area of chicken carving.

That's more complex than I thought.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Pizza is less fattening than pie on a slice per slice basis. That means to obtain the same fat ratio in your belly requires eating more pizza slices. Plus you have to account for the extra calories required to chew it.

 

[Revoltingest]

She better outlive you.

She's trying to.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Girls do live longer, but we outgun them.