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The last post is the WINNER!

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Yup... you got a lot a dignity....

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Some of the greatest examples of dignified behavior.
I'll add.....
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You could learn a thing or two.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
In the neuron count contest, some interesting findings. Maybe dogs are not smarter than raccoons but they're smarter than cats and bears.

New Study Shows Dogs Possess Significantly More Neurons Than Cats (or bears)

The first study to actually count the number of cortical neurons in the brains of a number of carnivores, including cats and dogs, has found that dogs possess significantly more neurons than cats, raccoons have as many neurons as a primate packed into a brain the size of a cat’s, and bears have the same number of neurons as a cat packed into a much larger brain.

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They found that the brain of a golden retriever has more neurons than a hyena, lion or brown bear, even though the bigger predators have brains up to three times as large. The bear is an extreme example. Its brain is 10 times larger than a cat’s, but has about the same number of neurons.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
In the neuron count contest, some interesting findings. Maybe dogs are not smarter than raccoons but they're smarter than cats and bears.

New Study Shows Dogs Possess Significantly More Neurons Than Cats (or bears)

The first study to actually count the number of cortical neurons in the brains of a number of carnivores, including cats and dogs, has found that dogs possess significantly more neurons than cats, raccoons have as many neurons as a primate packed into a brain the size of a cat’s, and bears have the same number of neurons as a cat packed into a much larger brain.

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They found that the brain of a golden retriever has more neurons than a hyena, lion or brown bear, even though the bigger predators have brains up to three times as large. The bear is an extreme example. Its brain is 10 times larger than a cat’s, but has about the same number of neurons.

You know...insulting other species by posting speciest propaganda is for losers...so you lose...and of course there is also this

Neuron Smeurons



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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Well if that is dignified then this is too

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And I too have switched to a much more dignified and less incognito avatar
Yes, my young padawan....you are enjoying dignity in several ways....
- At peace
- Sophisticated adult beverage glass
- A finished bottle....nothing wasted.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I think I posted this before...but I just came across it again and it made me laugh

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Bears have trouble distinguishing between very tasty food where the wrapper has been removed and the food properly prepared and raw food still in a clothe wrapper.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
We call it job security

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Hey wait a minute..... a dog should talk.... at least bears don't drink out of toilets

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Talk about UNDIGNIFIED!
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
We call it job security

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The first version of this I read was

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says to them, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not trouble anyone.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals claimed that they had no knowledge at all, of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals demands, "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals snaps, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, but you had to go and eat the cleaner!"
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
The first version of this I read was

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says to them, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not trouble anyone.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals claimed that they had no knowledge at all, of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals demands, "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals snaps, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, but you had to go and eat the cleaner!"
That was a funny story, certainly a winner.

But now you lose
 
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