The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

Is that the Ford Canatuna?

Nope.... you must be a hungry kitten thinking with his stomach...... canned tuna indeed

Lamborgotti Fasterossa?

Nope.....for shame..... a drunken fetid scot who likes rusty old things as much as you...DOESN'T know what that is..... if I had any respect for you to begin with I would have just lost it all.

 

[sun rise]

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

That was funny when I was 10 or so years old

 

[Revoltingest]

That was funny when I was 10 or so years old

Poor doggy...too old to enjoy childish jokes.

 

[Wu Wei]

Poor doggy...too old to enjoy childish jokes.

There is a joke going around my youngest school

Part 1
Why did the Chicken cross the road
Answer: To get to the idiots house

Part 2
Knock knock
Whose there
a Chicken

 

[sun rise]

You can't bounce a meatball
You can't swim in a pool room

 

[Wu Wei]

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

oh wait...that's not a joke.... those are just facts...

 

[sun rise]

Winning is seeing "maximum you may be billed $0.00" on a Medicare statement.

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning is seeing "maximum you may be billed $0.00" on a Medicare statement.

winning because I am going to charge you 50,000,000 quatloos for getting in the way of my win.....

 

[sun rise]

winning because I am going to charge you 50,000,000 quatloos for getting in the way of my win.....

Into the arena with you

 

[Wu Wei]

Into the arena with you

BIG BULLY!!!!! and a sissy too.
Sending a cougar to fight your battles for you and then picking on a poor bear cub


And WHERE ARE MY QUATLOOS!?

 

[sun rise]

Winning by reading then posting this:

Fool, "a dessert made of scalded or stewed fruit, crushed and mixed with cream," is just the sort of word to cause an etymological food fight. Fool is probably a specialized sense of fool “a silly or stupid person.” In the late 16th century, trifle, now meaning “something of little value, consequence, or importance,” was a synonym for fool (the dessert), though the dessert we call trifle is now something different. Another (discredited) etymology derives fool from Old French foulex, fole, “a pressing, treading,” from fouler, foler “to press, tread.” Fool (the dessert) entered English in the 16th century.

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning by reading and posting this

winner : One that wins

 

[sun rise]

Circular reasoning creates a black hole of loss.

 

[Wu Wei]

but giving me a reason for posting a picture of a circular black hole wins

 

[Revoltingest]

Old Chinese saying....
Tis better to have pecker trax on one's zipper
than zipper trax on one's pecker.

 

[sun rise]

but giving me a reason for posting a picture of a circular black hole wins

I accept your bowing to my victory.

 

[Wu Wei]

Old Chinese saying....
Tis better to have pecker trax on one's zipper
than zipper trax on one's pecker.

Although true..... that is most decidedly not an old Chinese saying

 

[sun rise]

No Chinese adventurism was needed in this post.

 

[Revoltingest]

Although true..... that is most decidedly not an old Chinese saying

Try going against that wisdom, & tell us about the results.

Have you ever heard....
"Mei you ren paozi kan."
(I know that my spelling sucks.)
"No one will bend down to look."

 

[Wu Wei]

Try going against that wisdom, & tell us about the results.

Have you ever heard....
"Mei you ren paozi kan."
(I know that my spelling sucks.)
"No one will bend down to look."

Nope, all I ever here is "Shǎ měiguórén" (傻美国人)