The last post is the WINNER!

[Stevicus]

Maybe they spent all their money on something hip and cool?

I thought they were through being cool.

 

[sun rise]

I want to find out who can decree that I won this thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

Maybe they spent all their money on something hip and cool?

Knowing staff's buying habits, they likely spent it all on....
- Red Bull
- Doctor Who DVDs
- Southern Comfort
- Edible panties
- Extended warranties

 

[sun rise]

Knowing staff's buying habits, they likely spent it all on....
- Red Bull
- Doctor Who DVDs
- Southern Comfort
- Edible panties
- Extended warranties

That's not an utterly bad list with some changes.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

That's not an utterly bad list with some changes.

Yeah. Remove the extended warranties.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's not an utterly bad list with some changes.

Change everything but the edible panties (the only reasonable purchase there).

 

[sun rise]

I'm not panting right now

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

winning with calm, level breathing

 

[sun rise]

My calm is sufficient.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

your claim was returned for insufficient win

 

[sun rise]

Your return was rejected.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I reject your reality and substitute my own

 

[sun rise]

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Myth busted.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

move over, buster, I'm taking the win now

 

[sun rise]

Your attempt crashed.

 

[Wu Wei]

om padme mani hum.....I win

 

[sun rise]

The winning jewel is in my trophy lotus

 

[Revoltingest]

The winning jewel is in my trophy lotus

Winning without making a vaguely lewd remark.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

The winning jewel is in my trophy lotus

your win atrophied, so I got a new win

 

[sun rise]

Winning without making a vaguely lewd remark.

You lost for lack of subtle allusion recognition