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Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
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A porn shop where I lived near at in Indiana, every time I went I had to read their gag/joke cards. They were very funny. One I remember was a happy Easter card. It had a picture of Jesus nailed to the cross, with the Easter Bunny below him, basket in one hand and other hand reached out holding an egg and the Bunny saying "You look like you need an egg." Opening the card said "If you laugh at this card you're going to Hell."
I also got a card game there about sending others amd yourself to Hell, and another one about growing weed.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
My brain and my body often don't get along. My body even often works against my brain. Bad knees, bad shins, IBS, switch up at birth, and this damn sleep thing (I seem I may be weird in the sorts of physical pains I have when I fight off that life stealing vulture).
Tell the brain to think happy thoughts.
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