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The last post is the WINNER!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
THIS is winning

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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
THIS is winning

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What an odd coincidence...today while mowing,
I ran across this odd wet translucent plastickie
thing on the ground. Then I surprised a very small
fawn hidden nearby. It must've just been born!
That translucent thingie must be some birth related
thingamabob.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Crimes I've committed while the wife was away that she has detected (so far).

1. Used carpet cleaner instead of detergent booster to wash clothes.
2. Used toilet cleaner instead of bath and shower cleaner to clean the shower.
3. Used my human clippers to clip the dog.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Crimes I've committed while the wife was away that she has detected (so far).

1. Used carpet cleaner instead of detergent booster to wash clothes.
2. Used toilet cleaner instead of bath and shower cleaner to clean the shower.
3. Used my human clippers to clip the dog.
All you need do now is load the dishwasher incorrectly.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Crimes I've committed while the wife was away that she has detected (so far).

1. Used carpet cleaner instead of detergent booster to wash clothes.
2. Used toilet cleaner instead of bath and shower cleaner to clean the shower.
3. Used my human clippers to clip the dog.

So you sleep on the sofa unless you've prepared sufficient bribes ahead of time.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Crimes I've committed while the wife was away that she has detected (so far).

1. Used carpet cleaner instead of detergent booster to wash clothes.
2. Used toilet cleaner instead of bath and shower cleaner to clean the shower.
3. Used my human clippers to clip the dog.

I didn't even know you could use carpet cleaner instead of laundry detergent to wash clothes. Does it work?
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
I didn't even know you could use carpet cleaner instead of laundry detergent to wash clothes. Does it work?

Seemed to work ok, carpets and clothes are both made out of material. I don't see a problem and in my defence the carpet cleaner is the same brand and in the same coloured container as the detergent booster. However it does say carpet cleaner in fairly big letters.
 
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