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three sheets to the wind
Take advice from a non drinker, lie on your bed, throw a leg over the edge and plant your foot on the floor. It won't make you feel better but it will stop the room spinning so you won't feel worse..
I hope you had enough fun to regret it later
You are a heretic for writing that.Works better than duct tape.
Speaking of pizza, I remember a story my mom told us about when she was a kid. When she encountered pizza for the first time, they commonly called it "pizza pie," and she understood it as "piece of pie."
"Let's go get a piece of pie."
Then I remember something that was very much like pizza, except it was square and eaten cold. Although they called it "hot pie," which never made any sense, since it was cold.
Bride and groom enjoying wedding cake:
Bear groom enjoying wedding cake
You chased the bride away so you could be a glutton and eat the whole things yourself.
Duct tape doesn't fix everything.You are a heretic for writing that.
Duct tape doesn't fix everything.
Sometimes you need a....
Because if I don't, who will?why are you taping ducks?
Good morning winners
True, but you may want to lookout...saw ducks buying a big box of Scotch tape..... they may be after. youBecause if I don't, who will?
You have a surf board?Given the thread you posted in, what you wrote is humor and my response Sufi humor.