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sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Winning with deciding that climbing a tree to trim it is a job for the professionals. I don't relish a near-future past life review.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
sun rise said:
@Revoltingest and @Wu Wei might be worth that little.

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Well that's insulting .......... i'm worth at least....100.35.......Yuan
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
sun rise said:
Winning with deciding that climbing a tree to trim it is a job for the professionals. I don't relish a near-future past life review.
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A few tears ago a large limb of one of my black locust trees broke, but did not fall. It was about 20 feet up. I wanted to call a professional and Mrs Wu insisted we could do it ourselves..... I had cut limbs down before in my youth...she had not...so I was pretty sure, in my 50s, I was not going to go do it. But she insisted. So I went and got the extension ladder, put it up against the tree, got half way up the ladder when Mrs Wu started saying "GET DOWN!! GET DOWN!! GET DOWN!!" I said you wanted me to do this so I will....she next said...call a professional.... so I climbed down and made the call... never had to climb a ladder again to cut a limb down....
 
Stevicus

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Watch: Bear makes repeated visits to Florida golf course, tennis courts - UPI.com

June 24 (UPI) -- Officials at a Florida sports club said a bear has been making repeated visits to the tennis courts and golf course during the past week.

The Club at The Strand in Naples said the bear was first spotted by visitors on Sunday and has made repeated reappearances, including wandering into the barn where the golf carts are stored.
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Officials said the bear has not been aggressive, but it has caused some minor disruptions.

"The bear has not been aggressive, it shuffles out of people's way and is sensitive to noise, but it did go on to roam the tennis courts (players cleared out), headed towards fitness center and then proceeded onto the golf course," they wrote on a Facebook post.

The club shared multiple photos and videos of the bear on Instagram.
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Bears seem to go after hikers and campers, but this bear isn't going for any golfers.

Golfers must not taste as good.
 
Stonetree

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
Wu Wei said:
A few tears ago a large limb of one of my black locust trees broke, but did not fall. It was about 20 feet up. I wanted to call a professional and Mrs Wu insisted we could do it ourselves..... I had cut limbs down before in my youth...she had not...so I was pretty sure, in my 50s, I was not going to go do it. But she insisted. So I went and got the extension ladder, put it up against the tree, got half way up the ladder when Mrs Wu started saying "GET DOWN!! GET DOWN!! GET DOWN!!" I said you wanted me to do this so I will....she next said...call a professional.... so I climbed down and made the call... never had to climb a ladder again to cut a limb down....
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Probably the view Mrs Wu had of your enormous hind-quarters scared the heck out of her..
 
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Stevicus

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Winning because I'm not Captain Lincoln F. Sternn.

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

 
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