I'll be impressed when you actually join that bacon church. Until then you're just a big fat friar.
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I practice secular bacon.
Afraid to commit?
I'm committed to secular bacon.
But I'll eat believing bacon too.
If you're committed to secular bacon, then why are you flirting with the church of bacon? Its a reasonable question.
Come out of the closet and admit it, Rev. You might claim to not be a member of the Home - United Church of Bacon but your posts indicate you really are. Don't worry. We won't condemn you for your church membership. We'll give you a big old kumbaya hug.
I'm a seeker of bacon...secular cured, church cured....it's all good!
If Greece changed its name to "Bacon Greece", it would have a stronger economy.
Or if that church is not to your taste, there's another one for you The Church Of Baconology page | Facebook
The afterlife for the well behaved......and for me......
That doesn't sound like a commitment to secular bacon to me. That's definitely a universalist bacon approach.
Coincidence?
I think not!
Don't get emotional. Rabbit eats grass. Bear eats rabbit. Man wears bear and paints picket fence. Some people chew ice.
Ancient Chinese saying......
To believe one is free of bacon, is to be one with bacon.
To believe one is free of bacon, is to be one with bacon.
The desire to destroy bacon means that bacon occupies your mind.
You want it.
You know you want it.
The more forbidden it is, the more you need it.
You want it.
You know you want it.
The more forbidden it is, the more you need it.